Michael Cole parodies Douche... Is he an even bigger douche now?
 

http://www.wwe.com/

"The Cole Report".

Wait... are you asking if he's a bigger douche than he was before, or a bigger douche than JR?

Cause, seriously, neither of those is possible.

Colbert report...

Bigger than before/Colbert.

Well he IS getting fat like JR so yeah he is getting closer and closer by the week.

I am *THIS* close to neg repping you for that.

YOU'RE ON NOTICE!!!

(For the Collbert jab, that is. I could care less for Cole's douchebaggery.)

Ah. Without reading it I figured it was Cole's version of the Ross Report. I mean, I hear the word douche and automatically think JR, even out of the wrestling context.

Would like to comment on his report, but seriously, anything Cole would "write" (even in kayfabe, so it's probably not him anyway) interests me not.

Cole needs to thanks his lucky stars that he has JBL carrying him through his Smackdown! commentary.

His douche level is already at maximum setting.

I am watching you, buddy. Keep this up and there will be mod abuse up and down this forum. :mad:

Sorry if my opinions on said douche don't comply with your opinions on said douche.

And since that's probably a ban anyway...

LOLZ AT ULTIMO SLIPPING!

Here I thought you were calling the Ruse Report "Douche."

Then again, I didn't read the link.

Are you trying to get banned? :'(

Nah. I just figured that I was gone with that Colbert bash.

You're coming awfully close to being dead to me, Xero. Save yourself (.222)

What the fuck do people have against Colbert?

:lol: I was thinking the Ruse Report