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Spoiler for Austin, Foley, and Hogan on next week's raw
This is what is going to happen:
Austin will come out drink a beer stun someone who will never get revenege, drink another beer, walk off. Foley will come out, get some cheap pops. Possibly give a holier-than-thou rant. Dress like a hobo. then leave. Hogan will say dude and brother alot. Do his pose. Bury Jericho or something. Leave. And in a month be on Bubba the love sponge and talk about how by him beating Jericho, he was giving Jericho the rub or something. |
Great. You just saved me 3 hours. :y:
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BTW, Austin will probably do that to the entire McMahon Family during the photo, include the Swog. Finlay will come out to help out Swog, get a beer, only to get stunnered. Then Carlito will come out to give Austin a hand shake and then stunnered.
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Foley's hobo-ier-than-thou rant will also be directed towards Vince, but probably during the #1 superstar of raw thing.
Hogan will be the mainevent. |
Ok, I want to see the Swog get stunned. The sheer mechanics of it are mind boggling.
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Also, I expect to see Flair get "fired" because he didn't win his match on the 3rd. You maybe be saying to yourself Flair didn't have a match last night, and you would be right, but since he didn't win, he gets fired because Vince said he can only stay around as long as he is winning.
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Also, they could do it from a turnbuckle. |
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Also, how long before Foley mentions "Bridgeport" for his first cheap pop of the night? |
Someone break Out Gohan's Austin Rant. I'm too lazy.
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Um, you forgot Trish Stratus's return next week too. Which matters more because Austin and Foley have appeared recently, Hogan is annoying whenever he returns as his ego just worsens the product. So Trish's return I will be marking for. And if The Rock gets named number 1 star and comes out I'm gonna mark the fuck out. Even though I do know it will be either Hogan or Austin, probably Hogan.
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I think the last two quotes on your sig pretty much sums up my thoughts on the spoilers.
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As much as I'd like to see The Rock or someone named the top superstar, you just know Vince is gonna name himself as the top superstar for the heel heat he oh-so badly needs :roll:
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I just wanted to add that Foley IS GOD.
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I'm hoping Austin and Hogan both interrupt the McMahon family portrait segment. That would be gold.
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I don't care for Hogan or Austin showing up on camrea, but The Bisch and Trish Stratus, now I'm hyped for that! Since we haven't seen them in years it's nice break away from everything else.
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QUESTION - Could "naming the #1 superstar" lead to a Austin/Hogan confrontation?
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Perhaps I'm giving the WWE *way* too much credit, but it would be REALLY awesome on their part if they used this opportunity to create a Hogan/Austin feud/rivalry. Both men would lay claim to being the #1 superstar. Yes - Hogan/Austin should have happened 3-4 years ago, but the match would still garner huge interest. Both men are banged up but with ample rest and training, I think they can tough it out for a one time deal (or even a two-time deal). |
The match will never happen. Too much ego for one match.
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For the record, Austin said a while back that he has been physically cleared to wrestle. But he feels like he's done it all and there is nothing left to achieve. Therefore his interests lie with films now.
Although I'm sure if Vince wanted Austin/Hogan bad enough and he threw enough money at them, then it'd happen |
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If you hated someone, and another person said 'hey, heres a truck load of money, pretend to fight him?'
What would you do? |
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Hogan's also stated he wants to be able to spend the rest of his live enjoying it. You know, not in pain. I think Austin knows he's like one injury away from a wheelchair. He's not going to wrestle anymore. He can come in, do a stunner, and leave, but that's a lot safer than a match.
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Though, I imagine a match between Hogan and Austin would involve about as much risk of injury as a ride on a golf cart.
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Plus I bet Hogan would sell a stunner about as well as Linda McMahon.
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They should have all the big names in the ring at the same time during the ceremony and have Cena come out and crush them all.
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Yes. Double swerve right there. They're about to crown the greatest superstar in RAW history when...
BOOM RKO to Hogan BOOM RKO to Austin BOOM RKO to Foley etc etc Orton lifts up the belt then BAH GAWD it's Cena who gives him the F-U with one arm. Oh and then he makes him tap out with half an STFU. |
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So who should Inno boo live?
Hogan obviously.....and I'm bringing my camera for Trish...and Mickie |
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