TERRY "HULK HOGAN" BOLLEA FOUND DEAD THIS MORNING!!! 12.12.2007 (not really, monkeys)
 

I honestly thought this was true...

Brooke did it.

No, it was Nick. Wait, he's crippled, right? No wait, that's his friend...

Probably Brooke. Or Linda. Maybe both of them.

Didn't someone JUST do this thread?

So what was your reaction???

Well let's keep doing fakes ones until it becomes true.

Yeah you are a dick.

No one's arguing that point. But come on, I can't be the only one who would be happy to hear old Hulky bit the dust.

To check PWInsider.

And shock.

Wow, let's get all sensitive because The One faked us out for like 5 seconds before we clicked on the thread and found out it wasn't true.

The whole Benoit thing killed my sensitivies to the tragic.

Didn't ToVo do the last one, too?

Maybe I'm wrong, but my first thought was "here he goes again...."

Who said he faked anyone out? I was just on other sites and they'd have any big news before the board did. You might not care about fake stories about deaths but others do.

And the fact The One would be happy over someone dying who has done nothing to him personally shows what kind of person he is.

The fictitious kind?

Done nothing to him personally????

Have you ever SEEN Hogan Knows Best? That's a crime against humanity in general. He's stolen seconds of my life that I'll never get back.

Seriously though, Hitler didn't do anything to me "personally," but I'm still glad he's dead. What kind of person does that make me?

I take it someone has a gun to your head forcing you to watch? :wtf:

"I wonder what he died of."

followed by

"Meh. Sucks for his family, but oh well."

Someone who just equated Hitler to Hogan.

Yeah, pretty sure Tovo did this exact same thread already.

I know everyone was probably thinking this was an RP thread.

What would my reaction be? I would be pretty sad. This man has done so much for wrestling. The second I saw this thread I was hoping it was a joke, and I'm glad it is.

No. But like most people, I switch through channels with the remote to see what is on sometimes. Sometimes I come to MTV and stop, if only for a second, on Hogan Knows Best. Now, I can hear one "DADDY!!!" in one second, and then I'm gone like the wind. But those are seconds I will never get back.

Hogan killed thousands of Hulkamaniacs at Bash at the Beach 1996.

He says so in his ghost written autobiography.

LOL ... Tovo got me again. :lol:

WHAT THE FUCK?

Thank you for ruining Hogan's death, thank you for ruining what would have been my only mark out moment in a year.

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU TYPE "SPOILERS" WHEN YOU TYPE WHAT THE SPOILER IS RIGHT BESIDE IT!!!!!!!!!

Now I know Hogan is confirmed, he is my favourite wrestler, hearing his damn eulogy hit would have made me mark out so bad, but no, you have to fucking ruin it, couldn't you make the title "Hulk's life status major spoilers" alone? Seriously man, use your goddam brain. Why mark for spoilers when the spoiler is right beside where you mark for spoilers.

Fuck this shit, you're not the only one who does it, so many people do, i am out of the fucking wrestling forum besides for tipsters until Wrestlemania is over, see you all April fourth.

post the original of that

I am going to kill you "The One"

Bad Company, the line to kill me starts outside and stretches to Ohio, and no cuts in line either, so you're a ways down the list of people who get to take a shot...

Much more efficient to just take all their shots at once instead of one at a time. Higher chances of success, too.

Nah, I'm fucking awesome enough to dodge one bullet at a time, but when a couple million come at you all at once, it's hard to dodge all that. To my knowledge only Keanu has been able to pull it off.

Scared me a bit there.

My reaction was:


"This is almost certainly not true but I'll check anyway just incase"

I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU HILLBILLY :mad:

Hogan Knows Best is awesome!

.....yea

So... ban? :?:

Maybe if you're a monkey on crack.

:nono: Someone edited my thread title. I would never say monkeys as an insult. :nono:

I guess I would have to find a new Real American