Kliq Tested, TOVO Stamp of Approval, BDCA Pending: How Much Do You Hate Don West?
 

Take this time to make a post describing in horrific detail the level of hatred you have for Don West.

FUCK DON WEST!

FUCK HIM!

And that is as much as i can get into it at the moment.

MB, I'd like to see more creativity going into your hatred. Right now it's very 2 dimensional and flat. Everyone has the mentality of Fuck Him, please expand it.

I want to chop his fat ass into little tiny pieces and serve them with a chilled white wine.

I'm a little intoxicated at the moment. I'll try to expand upon 'FUCK HIM' though. Fuck him because he is annoying and says everything is "SO BIZARRRREEE!!!111!!!" and its the same fucking shit that happens all the time. It's not fucking bizarre so shut the fuck up.

I want to scrape his larynx out with a fork, pull out his trachea whip him in hte face with it grab that little dangly thing and chop it off iwth one of those bolt cutters. damn.

2 out of 10 stars

I felt like you hated him, but your purposed idea just didn't have any extra zing to it. I kind of got the impression this might have been the first or second time you've fantasied about killing him. I would of liked a much deeper description, with much more enjoyment than simply having a chilled wine. This is the death of Don West we're talking about, chilled wine will simply not do.

From the JOBBER's perspective...

My hatred for TNA cannot be put into words sufficiently well enough to communicate my true feelings.

Suffice to say...

This is about TNA, therefore, I don't care.

As for Don West...he is to Commentary as Matt Boone is to Reporting (and there can be no harsher words to be said about anyone).

He doesn't really say the "bizarre" thing a lot anymore.

Also, I will go on the record to say that I don't mind him as an announcer. He isn't the best, sure... but he's not the devil or anything.

However, despite not being complete crap... I also have to go on the record that I just can't stand the sound of his voice. Its very grating. Like if he just had a different voice, I would have no problem with him.

I love ya MB, but I'm passing out a 1 out of 10 star rating for this one. Try again in a sober state. :-\

Thats actually pretty good, i like that.

West: OH MY GOD, IT'S STING!!!! HE'S COMING OUT TO RINGSIDE! THAT IS SO BIZARRE!!!!

For fucks sake Sting is there most of the time.

Fuck Don West. :mad:

5 out of 10 star.

Good good. I like it. The best one I've read thus far. I loved where you were taking it, but I felt like you might have cut it far too short. There is so much more you could do to torture and humiliate him, but you captured the intended graphic effect I was looking for.

3 out of 10 star.

I like that you made an inside joke that we all could enjoy with it, so you get humor points...but I felt like any level of hatred you had for him was washed away by you going for a cheap laugh.

0 out of 10 stars.

It almost sounded like you think he has a right to continue living. He's Don West, by virtue of being himself he forfitted that right years ago.

Forgive me. My total apathy for TNA has sucked all the life out of my sarcasm.

If some mad scientist invented some pointless machine that turns videos into people's voices, Dickchop is Don West's voice.

Seriously, if I went to a TNA event, I'd risk getting my shit pushed in by security to slit his throat.

BDCA, Kliq Tested, NAACP Approved, X-MEN Approved, USDA Inspected, whatever. Don West SUCKS!

On the Don West scale of terrible of 1-10, he's an 11.

In fact, the Don West scale is now the official scale to use when rating how terrible someone is. 1 is Absolute shit. 10 is Don West.

I rather detest Mr. West.

-His voice is the verbal equivalent of AIDS. Everyone who sits around him gets infected. He somehow turned Mike Tenay into a drooling tardbaby version of his former self.

-He never shuts the fuck up and his presence alone drives me to punch infants.

-He is the reason why trailer park couples should be spade and neutered.

But at least in WCW it used to be "At least he's a better commentator than X," where X could equal Schiavone, Dusty Rhodes, Mark Madden, Zibisk... Szyb... Szszybb... Nabisc... Larry the Asshole, or pretty much anyone else who commentated in WCW not named Heenan or Bischoff.

-Don West has the voice of an angel... pushing a 300 pound log through his ass.

-He single handedly made Sting look uncool by totally marking out for him when he debuted.

-Before he became a wrestling announcer, he was a late night peddler of baseball cards and sports memorabilia. I guess that is enough to get a job as a commentator in wrestling.

-And he screams a lot. Just like everyone in TNA does.

Don West makes Cole look like Solie

I want to dip his balls in acid, to see if the resulting scream sounds any less horrible than he usually does. This isn't hatred, so much as scientific curiosity spawned by hatred.

I hate Don West so much, I would like to pull him by the hair, drag him to a bathroom stall, take turns between kneeing him in the back of the head before ramming him face first into the toiler seat at full force, repeat for about 5 minutes, dunk his head into the toilet to revive him, before finding a mixer, ramming it into his mouth, and running it at full speed until his tongue is cut up to a hundred different pieces.

I'll then find a power drill and ram it thru both eye sockets, gauging his eyes out.

Then tie him to the back of a car, drag him all across the city of Toronto while going 145 miles per hour, rent a helicopter, attach a bungee chord to him, and toss him, letting him get impaled on the sky needle thru his anal, using the chord to bounce him up and down on it for about 35 minutes.

Before taking whatever is left, returning to bathroom stall previciously, cutting a hole in the stall, duct taping his dead body where his mouth is around the drilled hole, with the words Glory Hole written above the whole, as this while I get The Iron Shiek to humble him...The Old School Way.

ok to further my last statement,

once i had chopped off his dangly thing in the back of his throat I would take that and cut off his penis and use the dangly thing as a clitoris, in the new vagina I would make for him, I would put the trachea up into his new pussy along with the larynx so he'd have to talk out of his vagina. He would beg for help and claim that I was being bizarre. How bizzare? very very.

But Then I would shove a microphone up there ironically shutting him up... I would then proceed to do every wrestling move he's ever called, which can't be too many. and as he breathed his last breath I'd do the most awful thing in the world to him

force him to call Cena v. Hogan.