So you have to choose 1
 

So lets say you get to join the wwe but there is a stipulation you have to choose a cheezy gimmick. They tell you that you can either be a big drooling wildman who dosent speak english (kamala, umaga, etc) with a handler. Or you can be an anti-white "its the whitemans fault" america hater (LAX or Rodney Mack). Both gimmicks have been done many times before but which one would you choose? I think my friend had the best answer, he said he'd be the wildman only if he could paint white stars on his nipples like Kamala.

I'd take the role of the handler. Let's be fair, say what you want about Kimchee but you can't argue with two decades of employment.

the drooling wildman. It'd be really funny seeing a skinny white guy playing a crazy drooling "animal".

I'd go with the anti-white hater. It's guaranteed heat, whereas the wildman character will probably lead to you being let go within a few months. Anti-American heat at least carries with you for a year or two until you've been left out of storylines long enough that they make you a face randomly on heat, or have him play a happy-go-lucky guy in a Battle Royal.

Plus, as I look white, the gimmick would be extra annoying, and my heat would roughly multiple by 1.5.

Also, if you play the anti-American, you're more likely to get a stuck-up piece of ass as a valet, like Milena Roucka.

I'd be anti-American, like Regal in 2002. I'd brag about British Heritage etc.

Actually, I may choose the wildman thing. It's a chance to be able to show off some ways to injure people. Plus, more importantly, the handler could end up being someone who has been an established star that one can use as a jump start.

Though I agree with the Noid about the instant heat from being anti-American.

I would be a zombie

As a New Zealander, I will recreate the bushwhackers.

What about Wildman Marc Mero? He did not drool.

I would be the anti white guy because I think I could play it well.

I would be a drooling wildman who only goes wild when the bell rings. Then when the bell rings again, I'd become docile. I think it has a shot of getting over.

i.e. Festus?

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How about a black guy with a big, fat white <s>slave</s> wildman?

One of the only obvious racist gimmicks that hasn't been used yet.