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"TNA Logic Rules"
1. Security will not stop a "psycho fan" from assulting a TNA contracted preformer, but will give an already beaten up Shark Boy medical assistance.
2. Relic is killer backwards. |
3. James Mitchell, who found, trained, and managed Abyss and knows him well, will always forget a chairshot to the back is never effective.
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4. A wrestler can win the "possession" of a title, but not the title itself, and this distinction can be carried on indefinitely without any resolve or concern from TNA "management"
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5. Joe is always in consideration for the world title.
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5. The wrestlers never watch replays of Impact and their PPVs. Or at least, Dustin Runnels doesn't.
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6. If you win the "Fired" briefcase in the Feast or Fired Match, you must open yours as soon as possible and will automatically be fired, and somehow TNA management knows which briefcase is the Fired one, despite there being absolutely no difference in the briefcases, and apparent trading going on before the revelation.
7. If you win one of the non-fired briefcases for a World, X-Title or Tag Title shot, you actually didn't win anything, and you just get to keep your job. |
9. Men who can barely stand each other will get tag team title shots quicker and more often than real tag teams who are rank as number one contender and also these same men who don't like each other will get tag team title shot before a team that has the right to challenge for the titles at any time.
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10. If you haven't made a name for yourself before you entered TNA, you won't make a name for yourself in TNA.
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11. TNA constantly holds battle royal type matches to determine "rankings." These rankings are never posted anywhere, and only exist on Jeff Jarrett's etch-a-sketch until he gets bored and shakes it to start over on a new idea.
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12. Your theme will most likely be a remake (read: "ripoff") of a mainstream song.
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11. Subsection B. The ranks determined from the battle royals proceed not to matter afterwards. |
This thread is an oxymoron.
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The older you are, the bigger push you'll get
Despite being close to 30 and being 10+ year pros, people are still called "the future of wrestling" |
It makes more sense to argue over who is in whose corner for a singles match than actaully prepare for the match.
Being Christian's lackey is more prestigous than being World Champion. |
Everything is completely different every week.
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Also, a lot of these (roughly half) are crimes of the WWE, too. It's quite sad. |
A reindeer suit is a worthy prize for putting your body in the line in a dangerous environment like a Ladder Match.
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The time spent on developing an angle is inversely related to the quality of said angle.
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13. If you put together a pay-per-view with all matches being contested inside the “6 Sides of Steel” cage, and even electrify the cage for one of the matches, people will tune in and actually watch aforementioned garbage.
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14. No matter what happens, This is awesome.
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15. Over using gimmick matches is good.
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16. Using everyone that helped wcw go out of business instead of creating your own stars makes sense.
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PPV should build to TV.
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It ain't a main event unless there are 6 or more people in the match or 3 run ins.
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Following Raven is a terrible sin. Until he wanders off again a few months later, after which no one cares.
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If you were fired from WWE, your first promo on TNA television must include at least 1 slam against Vince McMahon or WWE.
If an angle worked in WWE ten years ago, it will surely work 10 years later in another promotion with three completely different performers. |
TNA's storylines, though the ideas might have been used in WWE, are completely fresh due to it being done in TNA.
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