Milestone attempt at a wrestling thread (14k)
 

Ok heres the deal

Post here and give me a person, and I will predict what happens to them in 2008.

Oh yeah, rep love included

Matt Hardy

Nigel McGuinness

Congrats, by the way.

Coming back from injury, Matt proves that indeed he is the man who cannot die. Matt starts to believe his own hype and actually believes it...

Around the same time a vigilante starts to run around New York City, slaying people who bang their best friend's girlfriend. The masked vigilante yells out AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH then BAM, the last thing the victim hears.

WWE books the vigilante to appear at Summerslam...where he loses to Edge in 3 minutes.

Eddie Kingston

Chris Benoit (yeah, I went there)

Brock Lesnar

El Generico!

Jeff Hardy

Even I can answer that:

Immortality, WWE Title/World Heavyweight Title/ECW Title/TNA Title/NWA Title Unifcation, WrestleMania main event...OLE!

That is the only possible way I will ever accept the idea of the brand split to end.

:rofl:

Going off what Chris Hero said, Nigel will change his name to Nigel McLariat. McDonalds will have him sponser the McLariato Sandwich, with Jawbreaking Taste.

HHH will sue Eddie for having King in his last name, claiming it's his gimmick. HHH also will obtain the royalties to the movie The Kingdom AND Return of the King. Eddie Commonston will then get signed to the WWE around October.

Chris will do most of the same in 2008, just hanging out.

TNA trying to stir up some controversy will debut you as the Fallen Angel, having you feud with Christopher Daniels when they forget he's fired and returns with no given reason. After a bloody six month feud, you job to Daniels after the Icebox spears you repeatedly, you see no problems with this.

Lesnar will get KOed in 8 seconds by Frank Mir with an overhand left. Lesnar will become the most popular UFC fighter after convincing the ref to reverse the decision seeing how Mir pulled Lesnar's hair. Behind Mir's back, Lesnar jumps up and gives him the F5.

Everyone's favorite generic luchador will get his own talk show following Jimmy Kimmel, somehow beating Conan's ratings. Kevin Steen will take the credit.

Punk will hold the ECW Title until unifying it with the World Title by beating Edge. At Summerslam for the Undisputed Championship, Punk beats HHH with the Pepsi Plunge. Post-match Punk throws down the title and picks up the ROH title, leading to an ROH INVASION of the WWE, headlining the Survivor Series with an Elimination Chamber featuring CM Punk, Low Ki, Takeshi Morishima, Jeff Hardy, MVP, and HHH. All 5 turn on HHH and beat him senseless for 30 minutes then pin him simultaneously.

Then Inno wakes up.

Well seeing how popular Jeff has gotten, he overcomes odds of Cena proportions to win the WWE title. Vince gives him the first hour of RAW to celebrate. Jeff spends it in the back staring into the spinning belt...oddly this becomes the first hour of RAW every week....it's also the highest rated parts of the show, leading to HHH having a stoner gimmick.

Jimmy Jacobs

The Briscoes

Honestly, Inno, your response to El Generico has made me want to see Conan O'Brien & The Masturbating Bear vs. El Generico & Kevin Steen. That has more right to headline WrestleMania than anything the WWE has produced since WrestleMania X-7.

El Dandy.

Seriously, I'm not joking. He's a great competitor, a jam-up guy.

The Body Shop will close down, and penniless, poor old Gerry and Jack will have to make a full-time return to the ring... in TNA where they become joint holders of the X-Division belt (not the championship, just the actual belt itself) which they melt down and turn into a hubcap, and then form a stable with Terry Taylor and Black Reign, with Bill Dundee as their lackey.

Oh, did you mean....? Nevermind.

Shelton Benjamin

Rob Van Danielson Dragon, Bryan Dam


American

Doubting the existence of ROH, Vince finally acknowledges them as Jimmy Jacobs runs for President. During his first debate against Obama and Romney, Necro Butcher ambushes Obama and hangs him upside down while Jacobs continues to debate.

The South loves him for the good ol lynching, wrestling fans love him cause he can promo, hence Jimmy Jacobs becomes the next President. Tyler Black becomes Secretary of State, Necro Secretary of Deathmatch, Lacey Secretary of Hotness

During ROH's 8th PPV, "Man Up II", it consists nothing but Jay and Mark yelling MAN UP back and forth. The buyrate for this PPV is huge, and Meltzer gives it ****3/4.

However at Glory by Honor VII, Mark will suffer a devastating injury while he performs a double flip shooting star press off of the top of the Manhattan Center. He comes back the next week.

El Dandy finally takes Jericho's suggestion and enters the Lou Ferrigno look a like contest. El Dandy unanimously wins the competition and begins the life only he could dream of. The fame, the women, the drugs, they all come so fast. He hits rock bottom and goes on the Surreal Life on VH1. In the show, he begins dating Tara Reid. The two start a great life with children ugly as all sin.

Shelton is walking down the street in Cincinnati and gets obviously mistaken for Chad Johnson....even though Chad got rid of the gold hair a long time ago. He gets taken to mini-camp for the Bengals, making the team while the real Chad Johnson is nowhere to be found. Meanwhile "Shelton" in ECW continues to get jobbed out as he now weighs a buck 80.

The Whole Fucking Best Wrestler in the World

The Miz

How do you have 14,000 posts?

Anyway, Karen Angle

La Parka

John Morrison

Who are you to doubt El Dandy?

Congrats mate.

Bret Hart

The Miz and Morrison have a very good run as WWE Tag Team Champs, until Miz breaks down and wants everyone to get along. He cuts a shoot promo mid match around August that it's up to wrestlers to be role models to younger children. When it airs, Miz says he has to go home, his planet needs him. Miz flies off the screen and dies on his way back to his home planet.

It is finally revealed that Karen Angle is, yes, a former stripper. Despite being embarassed, this becomes her new gimmick where she strips all show. Kurt agrees to this change, until he sees the pole making a move on her. Kurt applies the ankle lock to the stripper pole, but the doesn't tap. Karen finds new found affection and starts dating the pole. Kurt becomes an 8x TNA World Champ in the meanwhile trading the title between himself and the stripper pole.

After Vickie leaves Smackdown, Teddy needs an assistant. He brings in none other than the REAL Chairman, LA PARKA. La Parka becomes the most over person on Smackdown, and it traded to RAW. He never even wrestles, just dances and plays the chair like a guitar. Ratings go through the roof and NBC gives him his own sitcom.

John Morrison starts to get over in his cocky heel gimmick. One of his best friends finally turns on him though....his abs. His abs got tired of not getting the treatment they deserve and leave him. Morrison and his abs feud for the better part of the year, with his abs going over in an "Ab Lounge on a pole" match.

Bret finally makes his long anticipated return to WWE and RAW, when he shows up out of the blue. He cuts a 20 minute promo, where it should only have been 4 minutes, running down American fans. HBK and HHH come to the ring to see what the hell is going on, as they get close Bret explodes with deady purple knockout gas. Then the REAL Bret shows up, hog ties HBK and HHH and carries them into the back of a pick up....never to been seen again...

Until later that night, when Bret buries them in a desert. HBK and HHH show up the next week perfectly fine.