More Batista Fun: Makes a kid cry
 

From PWInsider:

To promote this weekend's Royal Rumble PPV at Madison Square Garden, Batista was interviewed by Time Out New York Magazine, telling a story about threatening a potential boyfriend of his 15 year old daughter that he would beat him with a pool cue as a joke, only to see the guy burst into tears out of fright. Something tells me she's not going to get a lot of offers for senior prom once that story makes the rounds.

You know, I've had parents make that kind of crack to me before, especially when I was a teen.

But I think it would have a bit more impact coming from someone as massive as Bats.

Batista: "want to die shit head? cuz I will bash your fuckin skull in if you disrespect my daughter!...lol"

The daughter making out with Edge = swerve

Batista Bomb

He's got a bunch of guns set up to where if someone pisses him off, he'll do his little entrance dance which will cause all of the guns to fire thus killing anyone in the line of dance.

sure :y:

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I'm going to go nail his daughter

BRB

As a man who has a daughter, I fully support Batista here.

Man, Avenger really is that petty. Sorry, man. :kiss:

Gonna have to side with Bats on this.

Likewise.

that kind of reminds me of that one scene from "The Next Karate Kid," where the boyfriend introduces himself to Mr. Miagi, who's cutting a cucumber with a Katana...

Second kid batista's made cry. First was 10 years younger.

Batista: I'll fucking rip off your head and take a massive dump down your neck hole!
Boy: :'(
Batista: JK LOL :D

He uses a pool cue to represent that his career has gone to pot.

I'd be less scared of a giant grizzly bear than I would be of a giant grizzly bear who is going to shove a pool stick up my ass.