Bobby Lashley called me last week
 

It was from a Domino's Pizza number, but he swore up and down it was him and he told me that Vince McMahon is racists and wanted him to job to Chris Benoit's casket. He cried, then told me he was done with WWE. Then he asked me my name.

Just passing this along.

This is awesome.

Mike was far more Awesome.

Did Bobby Superman that ho?

I was gunna ask, but Sean Taylor called. I clicked over and lost Bobby Lashley.

Heath Ledger called me late last night. Told me he was in the Olsen's apartment and he died from starvation.

http://www.wrestleview.com/news2006/1201112744.shtml

Apparently Lashley is gone from WWE too...

Har har, every single radio station in existence is using that starvation joke. It wasn't even really her apartment anyway.

It was her apartment until i say it wasnt her fucking apartment . Understand cockfag?

Kong is pretty awesome too.

Oh yeah? At least I didn't get my user name from a Conan O'Brien joke!

Do we love Bobby?