ULTIMATE CHRISTIAN WRESTLING!!!!!!
 

http://www.ultimatechristianwrestling.com/Roster.html

:rofl:

just...look.... the pictures..... oh.... can't breath!

The Custodial Crippler will clean you up.

If that isn't his catchphrase, it should be.

THE ENIGMA

LOCATION: UNKNOWN
BIRTH DATE: UNKNOWN
HEIGHT: UNKNOWN
FINISHER: UNKNOWN
YEAR OF SALVATION: 1992

CHAMPIONSHIPS HELD: UCW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP (2)

Lol, I think I remember an E-fed character being named Colt Derringer

"The Prince" Brian Lawler... his bio isn't opening for me, is that "Too Sexy" Brian Christopher?? That's his ring name now??

I dunno, he looks more like Grandmaster Sexay to me. :shifty:

ROFL, that Brian Lawler guy looks like King, but isn't Brian Christopher.

LOL I remember seeing some videos of a promotion like this that Vince Russo was in after he was saved....

The interviews were so funny because everyone of them had a bible verse in them and instead of being about kicking the other guys ass they were about prayer and keeping each other safe.

It really isn't? God damn, a Christian promotion engaging in gimmick infringement. THOU SHALT NOT STEAL, BITCHES!!! :mad::rant::mad:

They need an uber heel... "The Jewish Guy" Barry Horowitz!

nah a gay muslim liberal who listens to secular music.

Well, since WWE already has God under contract, they can still manage to bring in Satan. Don't know how they'd get him to job, though.

Satan already works for the WWE under the name of Stephanie Mcmahon.

http://www.ultimatechristianwrestling.com/photos.html


lol glacier is in there.....god he used to be dope with that snowing entrance lol

Why is it that when I started reading this thread all I had in my mind is the Austin 3:16 promo.

because they dont make em like they used to anymore?