If you could have any job in a wrestling company, what would it be?
 

An actual job, mind. Things like wrestler/superstar, bookers, etc.

For me, it'd be commentary. I mean, I think I'd enjoy booking, and if I could do in-ring work, I'd LOVE to, but I think I'd enjoy calling the matches more.

Diva talent scout :shifty:

Road Agent, I would love to be responsible for setting up matches.

If I could do the in ring work probably that. I'd like to have some sort of Managerial or onscreen GM type role. Being a booker is pretty appealing too. Not sure I'd be able to handle commentary.

Web design for WWE.com. No, seriously.

I'd want to be a manager and TV host/color analyst/"broadcast journalist" like my hero, Bobby Heenan.

Being a wrestler may be cool, but you can still have fun and do basically the same stuff as a heel manager, and probably work squash matches too on occasion (with you being the guy getting squashed!), without going through 20 big bumps a night, every night, and destroying your body.

I'd like to be the owner.

I'd enjoy getting to hire good workers and putting them in good positions depending on their talents. Approving good ideas instead of half-baked ideas. Just being a leader that does everything he can to produce a good quality wrestling show by getting the most out of the workers that wrestle for me. Tho I'd prolly definitely need someone working out the finances for me

Ring crew

I'd like to be part of the Video / Lighting / Set Team. I don't know who exactly deals with it but I'm into electronics and that HD set would be great fun to play with. The entrances are the most spectacular part of the night usually, save for some limo exploding or something. Plus you get to travel with the wrestlers, get to know them reasonably well, and get a lot of money to show off with at PPV's, particulalrly Wrestlmainia, which you are guaranteed to be at.

CEO just for the payouts.

Ring Crew/Production if it was for WWE or Talent Relations/Scouting if it was for a larger indy fed.

Bell ringer/time keeper on RAW.

You get front row seats, occasionally get shown on TV, and get to hang out with the gorgeous Lillian Garcia between matches. I mean, come on.

Either...

Fake Ref/Security--- You get called down to stop someone from attacking another only to get the shit kicked out of you...

or...

Writier---I like to write and it would be interesting to hear the others talk about why they came up with certain storylines that failed...and where they were going with some of them that ended without a ending.

Is "Triple H" a job?

World Champion, obviously.