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Ricky 03-10-2004 04:01 PM
What's the difference between Manchester United and Leicester City?
 
Leicester still have players in Europe.

:rofl: Credit to the person on the Bristol City forum who came up with that.

Ian 03-10-2004 04:12 PM
LMAO

Rob 03-10-2004 06:46 PM
Not bad.

samichna 03-10-2004 06:48 PM
LMFAOROFLMMAO

Ogen 03-10-2004 07:04 PM
Paul Dickov was in a bar with all of his team mates. He approaches a German girl and asks "are you up for some sex love?"

She replies "nein!"

Dickov looks over his shoulder and points at random team mates in sucsession "one - two- three - four.........nine.......come on lads we're in!!!"

packt up 03-10-2004 10:47 PM
LOLLLLLLL

Frank Grimes Jnr 03-11-2004 05:12 AM
lmao

Y2C 03-11-2004 06:23 AM
I don't get the first joke. :(

Disturbed316 03-11-2004 07:34 AM
ROFL @ jokes

Quote:
Originally Posted by Y2C
I don't get the first joke. :(
Manchester United got knocked out of European competition and Leicester City's players are currently locked up in a Spanish prision, which is in Europe.

Paranoid Rattlesnake 03-11-2004 08:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wee Gooner
ROFL @ this email to football365

Open Letter To Messrs Keane, Neville And Ronaldo (Not The Real One)
You might remember that, just over a month ago, you celebrated your 90th-minute winning goal in your Premiership game against my team, Everton, by laughing, making obscene gestures and screaming profanities at the family section at Goodison Park.

Having just watched you surrender the Premiership title and crash out of Europe in the space of a few short weeks I just thought that I'd return the favour. I very much doubt that Football365.com would print exactly what I'd like to say to you arrogant twits but, rest assured, I've got two fingers up for you today. Oh and I'm laughing. Hard.
Phil T
You and him are both cu</>nts

Mike the Metal Ed 03-11-2004 09:07 AM
After being accused of rape charges, the City players appeared to put up no defence... no change there then.

Mike the Metal Ed 03-11-2004 09:08 AM
:lol: @ Ricky's btw.

Disturbed316 03-11-2004 09:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HardKore UK
After being accused of rape charges, the City players appeared to put up no defence... no change there then.
LOL YOU MADE AN LCFC FUNNEE

Cactus Sid 03-11-2004 10:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paranoid Rattlesnake
You and him are both cu</>nts
Awwwww :'(

Wengerland 03-11-2004 12:20 PM
Hilarious.

Paranoid Rattlesnake 03-11-2004 12:32 PM
Manchester United have set up a Call Centre for fans who are troubled by
their current form.


The number is 0800 10 10 10.

Calls charged at peak rate for overseas users.

Once again, the number is...

0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing

:|

Wengerland 03-11-2004 01:04 PM
At least it got us some more recognition,i mean the BBC has given us our own headline.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/default.stm

Near the bottom,above the fantasy football and Lawro's predictions pics.

packt up 03-12-2004 12:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paranoid Rattlesnake
You and him are both cu</>nts
lol yeah

Because seeing your rivals lose isn't going to make you happy.

Y2Ant 03-12-2004 04:02 PM
ROFL @ jokes

I thought it was funny when the United fans were all chanting "There's only one Ronaldo"

I was thinking yeah, he plays for Real Madrid

Wengerland 03-12-2004 04:56 PM
The first joke doesn't work anymore.:cool:

Rob 03-12-2004 05:44 PM
Never really worked to start with because not only are we in based in Europe, Fabian Barthez is still under Manchester United contract and he is still in European competition.

Rob Ban Fan 03-13-2004 08:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wee Gooner
Hey what's the difference between Machester United and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...
<font face=verdana size=3 color="#ff6600">y'know mate...you might want to wait until after you play them in the FA Cup before you make jokes like that :p</font>

Rob 03-13-2004 08:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wee Gooner
Hey what's the difference between Machester United and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...
That joke is usually reserved for teams who get knocked out in the first round.

Y2Ant 03-13-2004 12:54 PM
Rob "The Joke Killer" Harvey

The Mackem 03-13-2004 01:20 PM
LOL

Put that in your custom title Rob.

The Mackem 03-13-2004 01:21 PM
Oh no wait, that means "Future Mayor of London" would have to go :(

Rob 03-13-2004 04:25 PM
It is my mission to kill all jokes that relate to Man United. Oh and to be the mayor of London too.

Mr. Monday Morning 03-13-2004 06:55 PM
You might want to shut Gary Neville up then, since he's a long running source of humour at United's expense

Rob 03-14-2004 09:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Monday Morning
You might want to shut Gary Neville up then, since he's a long running source of humour at United's expense
I'll take that into account.

ct2k 03-14-2004 10:00 AM
:lol:

Ol Dirty Dastard 03-14-2004 10:40 AM
Yeah, soccer haha!


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