Alright guys...I have a proposal.
 

I have a couple grand and a diet coke, I think that could do it

Yeah, it wouldn't even cover Kurt's roid habits

Buy CZW instead. We'll have change from a nickel.

And Ooh don't poo-poo a nickel, guys. A nickel will buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake and a newsreel, with enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the polo grounds.

I got $143. Can we at least buy Karen Angle? :naughty:

If those are all singles, we got a chance

I wouldn't waste £5 on TNA.

I think you mean "PROposal," BDC.

And this is all for naught anyways. Why not just use a fraction of that money to hire a hitman to assasinate Jeff Jarrett and Vince Russo? Then we'll use the rest for beer cause it will most definitely be party time.

Maybe we should just buy our own promotion.

It'd be faster, cheaper, and we wouldn't have to waste time firing Joe, the writers, and Jeff Jarrett.

And this is all for naught anyways. Why not just use a fraction of that money to hire a hitman to assasinate Jeff Jarrett and Vince Russo? Then we'll use the rest for beer cause it will most definitely be party time.

I like that idea.

:y:

Yeh I'm with this plan. There is going to be WAY too much clean up with TNA, we'd be better off starting from scratch.

If we buy TNA i'm just gonna kidnap Velvet Sky and disappear.

Can I be X Division champ when it's bought?

Either the Blackcho Man or the Mime following the Dudleyz

You know, I realize your joking...but I'm willing to give this some serious thought if other around here are willing to. :y:

It wasn't so much a joke as an Ät least this would be more practical" comment.

The People's Wrestling Federation

TPWF

I like it.

I want the colour commentator gig.

TPWF! TPWF! TPWF!

yeah sounds good.

The chants would not doubt be abbreviated to "TPDub! TPDub! TPDub!"

Yeah, was thinking that.

Although I hate "promotion marks" who chant the name of the company. If I were a promoter, I'd rather them chant the names of the guys in the ring... show they're actually paying attention and emotionally invested in the match, not just pushing an agenda. Although the company should be bigger than the sum of its parts, it is the names on the card that should, when established, be drawing the house... not simply the name of the promotion. Not unless you're still sipping on ECW kool-aid.

I'd be good with just renting her.

:rant::rant::rant:

What would the TV show be called?

How bout "TPWF MAKE IT or BREAK IT" as the flagship PPV, the most INNOVATIVE event where anything but a great performance would be UNACCEPTABLE.

Hmmmph, I called it!

As a concession, how bout a three man team? But I'm on heel duty!

What's Schiavone up to nowadays?

Nah. I can do play by play and introduce useless facts into the show.

Ill book the show itsself, and it would no doubt overtake raw in the ratings.

What a start.

TPWF already has an announce team, of Kane Knight on play-by-play and NeoC on color... a writing team of TL and Alienoid... and we can rent Karen Angle.

Lads... we got a show!

Dibs on the third spot. However, would have preferred to be in the heel seat. Otherwise, I'll take the Heel GM role.

Maybe we can hire Triple A to run TPWF.com.... and Matt Boone as a reporter.

Sorry, did I say "reporter"? I meant "cunt".

We need Divas... applicants should state their interest on this thread, accompanied by provocative photos. :D

Better not install Alienoid as head booker though... I'm not convinced Doug Basham is the guy to build the TPWF around :lol:

<font color=goldenrod>I'm in...at only 5'7" and like 170 lbs I call first dibs at the Cruiserweight/X Title</font>

See....? I'm already preparing for my colour commentator role by speaking in soundbites!

Or readbites, if you will.

Lord Michael Metaled Esq.

I used to spend a lot of time in Leicester... hmm, I don't think nobility is the way to go :lol:

No offence.