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BigDaddyCool 02-08-2008 02:01 PM

Another retarded thing TNA does, but no one ever talks about it.
 
Hey you ever noticed everyone in TNA is announced as coming from somewhere dumb? I mean you have the obvious ones like Black Reign coming from the darkest corners of his own mind, whatever that means. Judas Mesias and Rellik are both coming from the depths of hell. Shark Boy come from the deep blue sea. Abyss comes from part unknown. All of those are obvious, and a little corn ball. But then take a look at some of the normal wrestlers.

Robert Roode comes from Wall Street cause he is rich or whatever. No one lives on Wall Street, dumbasses. Then you have Kong coming from Japan, not any city, but all of Japan. Oh, and Eric Young is coming from an undisclosed location so they still can't fire him (or mail him his pay check for that matter).

Discuss.

I know there is more but I can't think of them off hand.

Xero 02-08-2008 02:06 PM

This just proves TNA is a step backwards in wrestling. They're a bad mix of WWF in the early 90s and WCW at this point.

BigDaddyCool 02-08-2008 02:09 PM

I'm pretty sure they will announce that Kong's manager hails from the Middle East.

Xero 02-08-2008 02:09 PM

Kurt Angle should hail from "The Olympic Locker Room".

Chavo Classic 02-08-2008 02:11 PM

Time to make jokes about where Russo might potentially hail from...

Londoner 02-08-2008 02:14 PM

Or where abyss secretely hails from..

Mercury Bullet 02-08-2008 02:53 PM

TNA is eerily similar to cornball late 80's - early 90's WWF.

Xero 02-08-2008 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Chavo Classic (Post 2039467)
Time to make jokes about where Russo might potentially hail from...

Isn't it obvious?

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...impactzone.jpg

Lock Jaw 02-08-2008 03:11 PM

I actually don't mind them changing their announced location. Saying it for real doesn't really add anything unless they are in the hometown, but saying something else, even if it is stupid, puts over the gimmick.

Like the fans hear Robert Roode announced from being from Wall Street and go "WALL STREET?! I hate that place! Therefore, I hate him!", you hear him announced from "Petersborough, Ontario" and it would just be "... yeah, ok."

DaveBrawl 02-08-2008 03:29 PM

Isn't JBL the same? Don't they say he's from Wall Street in Manhattan New York?

The Optimist 02-08-2008 04:17 PM

Right now, he's "Originally from Austin, Texas- Now residing in Manhattan, New York" or something to the extent. I know they basically explain that he used to be a Texan and is now a jerk in his entrance. It's that thorough.

Goulet 02-08-2008 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 2039502)
I actually don't mind them changing their announced location. Saying it for real doesn't really add anything unless they are in the hometown, but saying something else, even if it is stupid, puts over the gimmick.

Like the fans hear Robert Roode announced from being from Wall Street and go "WALL STREET?! I hate that place! Therefore, I hate him!", you hear him announced from "Petersborough, Ontario" and it would just be "... yeah, ok."

It's Peterborough... I used to live there :p

Xero 02-08-2008 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by The Optimist (Post 2039547)
Right now, he's "Originally from Austin, Texas- Now residing in Manhattan, New York" or something to the extent. I know they basically explain that he used to be a Texan and is now a jerk in his entrance. It's that thorough.

You know what bugged me at the Rumble? When he wiped his feet on the apron - signifying that the city is dirty and below him. So now he hates Texas, but if he's in NY OMG THEY SUCK!

DaveBrawl 02-08-2008 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Optimist (Post 2039547)
Right now, he's "Originally from Austin, Texas- Now residing in Manhattan, New York" or something to the extent. I know they basically explain that he used to be a Texan and is now a jerk in his entrance. It's that thorough.

Oh good call. Must be thinking of Rude's entrance then. :y:

BigDaddyCool 02-08-2008 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126 (Post 2039576)
You know what bugged me at the Rumble? When he wiped his feet on the apron - signifying that the city is dirty and below him. So now he hates Texas, but if he's in NY OMG THEY SUCK!

Lots of people whip their feet before entering the ring.

Kane Knight 02-08-2008 04:53 PM

I think the only reason that nobody mentions it is that it's pretty small compared to some of the more massive retardation of TNA. Though it surely is stupid, it's nothing compared to Stone Cold Sharkboy, the Rock and Rave shitbag, and Russo/Mantell period.

Innovator 02-08-2008 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by BigDaddyCool (Post 2039585)
Lots of people whip their feet before entering the ring.

Its a sign of respect to wipe your feet before getting in the ring

SammyG 02-08-2008 04:58 PM

I like the Eric Young one, it's funny.

BigDaddyCool 02-08-2008 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Kane Knight (Post 2039586)
I think the only reason that nobody mentions it is that it's pretty small compared to some of the more massive retardation of TNA. Though it surely is stupid, it's nothing compared to Stone Cold Sharkboy, the Rock and Rave shitbag, and Russo/Mantell period.

Look, Sharkboy is a piece of shit no matter how you cut it, might aswell rip off Austin. It is mildly amussing. Also you have to realize everything in TNA is a rip off of something. Shark Boy/Stone Cold. Jeff Jarrett/Ric Flair. Jay Lethal/Randy Savage. The whole Abyss Story/Undertaker, Kane, and Mankind.

BigDaddyCool 02-08-2008 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Innovator (Post 2039597)
Its a sign of respect to wipe your feet before getting in the ring

Yeah, I know. That is why Taz did it, then he killed people in ring.

Innovator 02-08-2008 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by BigDaddyCool (Post 2039607)
Yeah, I know. That is why Taz did it, then he killed people in ring.

Gotta show respect before dropping people on their heads

BigDaddyCool 02-08-2008 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Innovator (Post 2039635)
Gotta show respect before dropping people on their heads

Benoit didn't.

The Optimist 02-08-2008 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126 (Post 2039576)
You know what bugged me at the Rumble? When he wiped his feet on the apron - signifying that the city is dirty and below him. So now he hates Texas, but if he's in NY OMG THEY SUCK!

Yeah.


Heels, you guys. That's what they do. He's not Canadian or any other "I hate this place but love this place" sort of gimmick relationship. Canadians love Canadians, New Yorkers don't love other New Yorkers, or the crime rate would be much lower.

Mr. Nerfect 02-08-2008 11:36 PM

I don't mind it nearly as much as you seem to, BDC.

Shark Boy's is ridiculous, but where are they meant to hail him from? Atlantis?

Abyss coming from Parts Unknown should probably change to wherever Jim Mitchell reveals he is from. Judas Mesias coming from the "depths of Hell" is not that bad. Corny, but I don't think anyone is meant to take it seriously. Rellik should be given a real location, though. As should Black Reign.

Robert Roode should just come from some really rich section of Florida by way of wherever in Canada he's from.

You can't rip on TNA for announcing Awesome Kong as being from Japan when the WWE does that with all their talent. Tajiri, Funaki, Kenzo Suzuki...I'm pretty sure they were/are all from "Japan."

Xerzes 02-09-2008 06:33 AM

I was under the impression that Eric Young started getting announced as being from "an undisclosed location" right after Team Canada broke up, and he didn't want to be associated with that, to better avoid being fired.

.44 Magdalene 02-09-2008 07:55 AM

Shark Boy should hail from the Jersey Shores.

.44 Magdalene 02-09-2008 07:56 AM

And Judas Mesias from Hell, Michigan.

Mr. Nerfect 02-10-2008 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by .44 Magdalene (Post 2040086)
And Judas Mesias from Hell, Michigan.

I'd mark out for that. I really, really would.

Mr. Nerfect 02-10-2008 08:55 AM

Also, I'm just waiting for Shark Boy to come from "Victoria, Texas."

EDIT: Sorry, FISHtoria, Texas.

The Optimist 02-10-2008 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Noid (Post 2041325)
Also, I'm just waiting for Shark Boy to come from "Victoria, Texas."

EDIT: Sorry, FISHtoria, Texas.

Victoria, Fishxas.
Fishtoria, Fishxas.
Fish Fish.
Fish Pun, Texas

Destor 02-10-2008 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126 (Post 2039576)
You know what bugged me at the Rumble? When he wiped his feet on the apron - signifying that the city is dirty and below him. So now he hates Texas, but if he's in NY OMG THEY SUCK!

Ftr whiping your feet is a sign of respect to all those who came before you. The majority of wrestlers do it, some are very subtle about it. There are even some who do it before the show starts. Of course theres a lot of guys who dont do it at all. But its a pretty common thing.

Destor 02-10-2008 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Innovator (Post 2039597)
Its a sign of respect to wipe your feet before getting in the ring

I guess I should have read the whole thread.

Theo Dious 02-11-2008 02:52 PM

Val Venis should be from Intercourse Pennsylvania.

hb2k 02-11-2008 07:11 PM

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Or where abyss secretely hails from..
Bob Ryder's basement.

Lux 02-11-2008 08:44 PM

ROFL

Kane Knight 02-11-2008 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destor (Post 2041683)
Ftr whiping your feet is a sign of respect to all those who came before you. The majority of wrestlers do it, some are very subtle about it. There are even some who do it before the show starts. Of course theres a lot of guys who dont do it at all. But its a pretty common thing.

Wiping your feet makes sense, anyway.

Lock Jaw 02-11-2008 09:47 PM

Not if you're about to STOMP A MUDHOLE AND WALK IT DRY!!, because then your boots get dirty anyways and the whole thing becomes moot.

TerranRich 02-12-2008 08:48 AM

Coming down the aisle, from the silliest crevices of his own twisted imagination... VINCE RUSSO!

The Optimist 02-12-2008 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarthTedious (Post 2043085)
Val Venis should be from Intercourse Pennsylvania.

Middlesex, Vermont

Kane Knight 02-12-2008 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 2043807)
Not if you're about to STOMP A MUDHOLE AND WALK IT DRY!!, because then your boots get dirty anyways and the whole thing becomes moot.

Yeah, but Austin doesn't have any respect.


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