The official "worst video game of all time" thread
 

Wondering what gets your vote for the worst game of all time.

Posting this because I keep seeing that everyone says that ET for the 2600 got their vote, but I found a video on YouTube that would make THAT game look like Final Fantasy VI:

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THIS thing. I swear, I just want to try this just to laugh at the suckiness.

But yeah, I figure that I should get some opinions of the worst game of all time...or at least the worst game you've ever played.

Oh, and I also wanted to show you that so you can see where I got my new custom title from. Don't ask WHY I was so amused at that "error", but I was.

One game for me before seeing THAT video comes to mind: Backyard Wrestling:

• The game's point was one thing: Throw various shit at your opponent that will never fucking hit because the controls are so whacked-out that you can't aim for shit, all the while getting shit tossed at you that somehow hits you. No actual wrestling necessary, or even the stuff that got BYW such the rep it got (even remotely). I think there was a mattress that resembled the ring in the backyard (I THINK), but that was all that resembled a wrestling game...well, that and the "moves" that you would NEVER NEED because you're too busy chucking shit at your opponent (the opponent never bothers to use them, either, going RIGHT FOR THE WEAPONS TO THROW LIKE A GODDAMN PITCHER). Not to mention that I don't CARE about any of the "wrestlers" in the game.
• Can anyone explain to me the POINT of the story in that mode. There was a cutscene of a talk show, and that was it...and nothing else was made of that. All I care to remember, since it was so random.
• I think ICP made some sort of appearance. Nuff said.
• The graphics sucked ass, and I can't remember the sound or music to save my life. Should tell you something.

So yeah, BYW definitely ranks up there. How it was able to get a sequel I'll never know

Two Worlds

Big Rigs

Superman 64

The Aquaman game.

Take your pick.

Dragon's Lair for NES

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Dragon's Lair was the shit. You just can't handle it

Backyard Wrestling 2

much much worse than the first one

God, there's nowhere to start for shitty games. I've been gaming for a long time, and I've seen them all.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_g...tive_reception

That ought to cover this entire thread.

Just needs Two Worlds on it.

P.S. John Romero's gonna make you his bitch.

Lost World: Jurassic Park

Oh, I mis-read. I thought this said greatest video game of all time.

God, I hate those stupid video game reviewers. I think I will make a video telling everyone how bad I think Superman 64 is while saying random cuss words every three seconds, because I've got nothing better to say.

Y2Ant, probably the only one out of all of those Zelda games you had in that post that had the SLIGHTEST bit of potential would've been ZA, because of that half role-reversal (I THINK that was the one where Zelda was the main playable character). That was the ONLY bright point out of those disasters.

If Nintendo could do something like that, it would sell alright. In one of the Nintendo Comic books I got when I was much younger, it told that Zelda never missed when she shot an arrow at someone.

But yeah, there's my OT comment there.

Good GOD, how much worse could it have gotten when the first one was fucking HORRIBLE?!

at least you could set people on fire in the first one

Where's Waldo

Dash Galaxy.

Carmageddon

Any of the WCW wrestling games and Back Yard Wrestling would get my vote. Seems to me that no one can pull off a wrestling game like the WWE

Untold Legends - Dark Kingdom

There was a D&D fighting game for the PS1. Godawful.

The WCW games for the N64 were awesome, especially Revenge. If you actually liked No Mercy you'd like Revenge (and even WCW/nWo World Tour), considering they used the same engine - and was what was WM2k/NM were based on.

Now WWF Warzone/Attitude/the ECW games, THOSE sucked. Terrible grapple system.

And Fire Pro is awesome. So everything but the BYW comment was uninformed and/or wrong.

Revenge is my favorite wrestling game ever.

WM 21, Worst game i've ever played.

WCW VS. World
WCW Nitro
WCW Thunder
WCW Backstage Assault
WCW Mayhem

Those are the worst wrestling game in the universe.

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I hated Dr Jeckle Mr Hyde For NES

I would say Mortal Kombat Advance for the Game Boy Advance is probably one of the worst fighting games, hell, games period I have ever played.