TNA iMPACT Spoilers for Valentine's Day
 

*Impact opens with Jim Cornette again trying to sign Samoa Joe to a contract, but Christian Cage comes out. He asks Joe to team with him tonight against AJ Styles and Tomko. Joe agrees and leaves without signing his deal.

*Team 3D comes out for a match against Shark Boy and Curry Man. Earl Hebner forced 3D to weigh before the match. Devon weighs in under 275. Brother Ray can't make weight so it becomes a handicap match. Devon pins Curry Man after nailing him with the scale.

*Abyss vs. Scott Steiner never took place as Abyss walked to the ring and then turned away and walked out, still too hurt from the Barbed Wire Massacre match to compete. As he left, Abyss removed his mask while he had his back to the crowd and then left. Scott Steiner took the mic and said he wanted a match right now. Petey Williams came out and Steiner defeated him. Steiner was full blown heel.

*Apparently they shot an angle backstage where Christian Cage was attacked, so it will be Kevin Nash teaming with Samoa Joe later.

*TNA Tag Team champs AJ Styles and Tomko defeated Samoa Joe and Kevin Nash after Kurt Angle interfered. Tomko pinned Joe.

*Rellik pinned Eric Young.

*Homicide defeated Chris Sabin and Jimmy Rave in a three-way match.

*Rhino came to the ring and cut a promo on James Storm, challenging him to an Elevation X match at the next PPV.

*TNA Knockout champ Awesome Kong defeated ODB in a non-title Street Fight after Gail Kim got involved and it backfired. ODB and Kim shoved each other afterwards.

*Kurt and Karen Angle renew their vows. When it is asked if anyone objects, Samoa Joe and Kevin Nash come out. They brawl with Angle. During the brawl, the preacher's glasses fell off so he pronounced AJ and Karen husband and wife, so AJ kissed Karen. She freaked out while Angle looked on in disbelief.

Xplosion:
*Robert Roode pinned Kaz.

When will Samoa Joe die?

TNA's line-up fails to excite me on any level. Christian and Angle are great, AJ and Tomko are good too, but other than that, everything else is either lost in horrible booking or stupidity. Rhino vs. James Storm in an Elevation X match? WHY?!

And no Jay Lethal after single handedly beating 3D and Devine = FAIL

Thats true no Leathal? :nono: but YAY no ROCK N' RAVE INFECTION and finally Rellik wins a match. Then again it's over Eric Young. I have a pinfall victory over Eric Young and I'm not part of the TNA lineup :shifty:

So what, Angle and Karen were still married before, so doesn't that make AJ and Karen null and void?

Karen on a Pole

WOW. That reeks of awfulness.

I know TNA drug tested everyone on the roster, but does anyone have any words on the writers?

I do believe that is the way this sort of stuff works, but Russo probably thinks he is a GENIUS. :roll:

Also, Samoa Joe is still one of the better parts of the TNA roster, no matter how "Kliq smarky" a lot of people around here want to get and claim he is awful. The man pretty much made ROH, and he can generate interest for TNA when used properly.

At the moment, he is not, however.

One thing that really pisses me off, is that they had Tomko align himself with Kurt Angle, pretty much altering a lot of the moment he had, which would have made sense if he was re-joining Angle because he wanted to be on good terms with his tag team partner. However, what they've done is now put AJ Styles at odds with Kurt Angle, so now we're going to have Tomko and Styles still not exactly on the same page.

Also, Elevation X is a really bad idea. Yes, the first one was better than expected, and this one will be solid, too. The match will not draw, though, and it is putting good talent at unnecessary risk.

Putting Brother Devon over Shark Boy and Curry Man is also pretty fucking retarded. It was a fucking Handicap Match, if they want Shark Boy and Curry Man to mean anything as a duo, or even individually, they should have demolished Devon here.

All I know is that Shark Boy and Curryman are the shit.

Also, AJ is now married to Karen? that is retarded.

I agree with this. I don't care what anyone says, Shark Boy's "Ice Cold" gimmick is actually pretty good, in my opinion. He does the impersonation well, and he's fucking Shark Boy. The guy does not have much else going for him. It's not like he's going to main event with the gimmick, anyway.

Curry Man is also fucking fantastic. I think pretty much everyone can agree with that. It's a crime that these guys did not completely dismantle Devon, stress the importance of Brother Ray getting into shape, create tension and drama between Team 3D, and put over Shark Boy and Curry Man as anything other than complete buffoons in the ring.

I don't know what TNA was thinking with that booking decision.

No, Kurt is married to her still, but AJ has legal possession of her. For the next several works, AJ gets to come to the ring with her, despite the fact that Kurt is technically her husband.

It's amazing TNA never came up with something this innovative before!

Theres a fat line between innovation (:y:) and Russorific retardedness

O this is so gonna happen.

Well she's used to poles, she'd feel right at home

Thats a good point.