Seriously for just one second
 

Would make no difference, Cena would still win.

That depends, is there wrestling on the show involving the storylines? Because they wrestle BECAUSE they have beef with each other (not counting random matches). You can get around this with a "friendly" match, but only with one or two.

So no wrestling whatsoever?

Works well for me, i fast forward most of the matches anyway.

Would be weird to see Undertaker and Batista discussing their issues over a cup tea and biscuits though

Sounds better than Batista wrestling.

Taker takes last biscuit off plate.

Batista : You know, thats my biscuit and I'm gonna be needing it back.

Taker : *stuffs biscuit in mouth*

-GONG-

Taker : IT...WILL...REST...IN PEAAAAAAAAAAACE! *chews obnoxiously with his mouth open*

Batista : *cries*

God that was terrible. :nono:

Once in a while, I like to see conventions broken, just for a change. As long as it wasn't a regular thing, I could get into it.

Only good line in it.

To be fair, i don't see anyone else trying to write anything better. Shows how shitty the concept is eh? lol

I liked the GONG.

I can think of a couple of times...

When Godfather would come out for a match and say "Ya'll can wrestle me, or you can take home a couple of my lovely ladies!" The other guy would almost always pick the Hos, and that would end pretty peacefully. Except for me tho, since The King would always have a screeching orgasm over it, and my ears would bleed.

Another Godfather one, he was teaming up with D-lo Brown and they were having a series of matches with Too Cool. They would start the match and both teams would look serious and get ready to lock up. Scotty 2 Hotty or somebody would suddenly grab a mic and go "Whoa, whoa, whoa, who says we gotta fight each other, when we could just DANCE!" They would break it down in the ring for a minute or 2, before the cameras would go on to something more important.

Meh, that's what came to mind for me. Also, I lol'ed at Undertaker eating Batista's biscuit. :shifty:

I'll bet all those christian wrestling promotions end like that.

If they didn't god would smoke them.