Would you rather...
 

I LOVE DOUBLE DOUBLE E!

I'd want to book WWE because more people watch it.

WWE, because I would get paid way more.

No way. It's all poltics in TNA.

WWE. It appeals to a larger group of people irrespective of wether they belong to the IWC or any other casual fanbase,old or young. And personally I have been watching it since alaylayalaylayaaa...

TNA would have been better off with their x division.

+1. Would not want to deal with HHH, or having to push Super Cena to the moon.

At least in TNA, Abyss's next secrete will be a cool one. Maybe he was burned everyday as a baby by his father. :|

I WILL SINGLEHANDEDLY TURN WWE AROUND

I'd take TNA... cause it'd be less work than the WWE.

Yup.

Angle/Jarrett wins. Abyss reveals a secret. Scott Steiner talks nonsense. AJ Styles/Daniels get squashed. WWE/WCW reject of the week takes up 20 minutes. Generic Celebrity takes up rest of show.

:y:

Gotta say WWE. It's the WWE, and you'd be booking Wrestlemanias and the WWE title. You'd also be able to work with and book the WWE roster.

The only appeal to TNA would be having the oppurtunity to book a whole new company and change things around.

TNA:

"Um, Jeritron, we're really excited to have you as a writer, but um, we had to make a few changes to your script...you see, the whole "Kurt Angle losing a match" thing doesnt really work out for the future plans of the company, so um, were just going to change that to Kurt wins, mkay?"

WWE:

"Um, Jeritron, we're really excited to have you as a writer, but um, we had to make a few changes to your script...you see, you accidently wrote "Cena loses" and we know you meant "Cena wins", so we're just going to go ahead and change that, mkay?"

Chikara:

"LOL! YOU WROTE SOMETHING ON A PAPER AND OUR NEW STAR, THE BUTT WIPER WIPED HIS BUTT WITH IT ON CAMERA! ROFL! GOOD WORK!"

TNA
If it fails, it was a doomed compnay from the start. It's like trying to cure someone with some hardcore cancer. Ya just can't win 'em all.
And if it flys, then of course it was all about me.

WWE, I would give Undertaker all the titles.

TNA. Better chance of not being vetoed.

TNA. I would have Christopher Daniels, Jay Lethal, pretty much all of the X-Division guys to book the show around, which would be fun. And I could book Eric Young to not be a complete tool.

TNA. No matter you're title in WWE, you're still answering to Vince

And while the pay's better in WWE, the job security has to be better in TNA. For one, we've seen four or five writers fired for suspected leaks to the dirt sheets, and only one of them had any real evidence at all. For another, if Russo still has a job with fans singling him out for that chant, they've gotta be pretty unwilling to deal with people.

Plus, I could job out Soma Joe to Shark Boy or one of the TNA Knockouts or something. And I'd love to be able to book a longterm program between Angle and Faggot Styles. And I'd give Abyss Lance Storm's old Dance gimmick. :shifty:

Lastly, though, there are fewer egos to step on. I mean, I could probably work with angles for WWE, but with Trips, Michaels, Taker, Batista, Orton, and so on, there's a lot of bullshit to cut through. It's not to say you won't have to deal with them in TNA, but I think I'd have an easier time telling abyss to fuck himself then the Undertaker, simply because of the overwhelming name value. Or comparing Jarrett to Triple H, JJ is still easier.

TNA.

Last thing I need is my phone to be bugged and someone following me 24/7 to make sure I ain't leaking any info.

Loose Cannon. I would only want to work for the WWE but as KK points out, I need a certain amount of job security. Plus, I <s>hate having</s> would hate having Steph as my boss. :shifty:

TNA

Seems like you can have more freedom then being under the power of Vince.
Plus getting the opportunity to book all the talent in TNA the proper way excites me.

This is one of my biggest reasons for going TNA.

Actually, I voted Loose Cannon.

The money would be great in the WWE, but there are the politics, setting yourself apart from Vince's vision being a kiss of death, and basically you just get vetoed, as KK said.

TNA seems to be a lot fairer, even if it is retarded. TNA also has a very large number of very talented performers. When you have Kurt Angle, Christian Cage, Booker T, Kevin Nash, Sting, Samoa Joe, AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels, Jay Lethal, Awesome Kong, Cheerleader Melissa and Gail Kim at your disposal, this shit pretty much writes itself.

The WWE would still be in their rut, and TNA takes some steps forwards. The WWE continues to go backwards, shoving John Cena down people's throats, while TNA puts on new and interesting match-ups. More and more people watch, and you look like the hero. Even if TNA is eventually bought out by Vince as an emergency plan, you'll still be the next Eric Bischoff or Paul Heyman, the guy who gave the WWE a run for its money. Then you'd probably end up on WWE TV as a character, anyway.