Life's Achievements
 

Life's been called a game many times, but what would the Achievements be in said game? Would you have to do to unlock them and how many Gamerpoints would it land you?

Ballin' - 50G
Spend $500 in one day.

Bread Winner - 50G
Earn $500 in a week.

Four Seconds Later - 100G
Lose your virginity.

Cherry Popper - 50G
Take someone's virginity.

Road Rage - 100G
Survive a car accident.

No Tix - 25G
Talk your way out of a ticket.

Hibernator - 200G
Stay asleep for 21 hours.

Ban Hammer - 1G
Get booted from an internet forum.


Keep the list going!

99% of anything listed in here could be put into a GTA game.

Good Citizen: 100G

Never get arrested

In actuality "Good Citizen" can never be achieved because the achievement is to not do something, so I guess you could say you are achieving it for every moment that you have not been arrested

Til Death: (25g)
marry and remain with one partner for life.

The More, the Merrier: (25g)
Attain multiple partners.

Yeah, you have to playthrough at least twice to get them all, but isn't that true of most games?

Oh my.

Carpel Tunnel

Masterbate 1,000,000 times-100g

That should be worth more than 100G's.

nah, it's a pointless action, I almost made it worth 1 point

The Amy Dumas Award
Gather every STD there is -100g

Now You're Vince - 200G
Have sex with atleast one current or former WWE Diva.

We've exceeded the 1000 point limit. Thread closed.

Thank god.

The Rhiannon Award
Collect at least half of the STDs in the game - 10g

DLC bonus GP. :yes:

Yeah, life as a game would have a lot of expansion packs.

Get a life
Make 100 posts on an internet forum - 10g
No, really, get a life
Make 100,000 posts on an internet forum - 25g

:lol: ^

Expansion packs include:

Lotto Mania
Mid-Life Crisis
Army of Lawyers

And:

Gutter Hero
The Stims
Beatmania (Yes, it's a masturbation game)
Bran Theft Muffin
Call of Wal-Mart.

Shouldn't that just be called the Helmsphere Tribute award?