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Let's Finish Helms!
In a big-ass update on his MySpace page, Helms mentions that he's on his way toward getting a 100% recovery; he's hitting the gym again and getting himself back into ring shape. He does maintain that both he and the company aren't discussing return dates yet because his health is foremost, but he has made clear his desire to rejoin the active roster.
He also pointed out that Jericho's "Codebreaker" was Helms' most recent finisher, and that he's going to start looking for a new finisher for his return run. So, aside from the Nightmare on Helms Street, the Shining Wizard, the Chokeslam and a double-knee jawbreaker...what finish would you like to see him use? |
The Slam from Midcard Hell.
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An overhand right.
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Vertibreaker?
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If they let him, sure. But he doesn't do it because they told him not to. |
I honestly do not recall Gregory Helms using the Codebreaker. I remember Stevie Richards using it, but not really Helms. :-\
I'd love to see him bust out The Vertebreaker time-to-time. When he's in the ring with someone who can take it, that is. Can't really think of anything, at the moment. Maybe a Reverse Nightmare on Helms Street? A front facelock which he spins around into sort of a driving bulldog type move? |
What does it matter? Now that he is off the roids he will be even smaller and buried.
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What does it matter, he will never have televised wins now that the cruiserwieght belt is gone. He might be ok in ECW, but yeah he isn't going to get any wins.
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The WWE are actually pretty high on Helms. But yes, I guess that could have been the roids.
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I know the move Helm's referring to. The best way to describe it is a single knee facebuster. Better yet, here's a video of it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJQPZoRnqis.
Can't be bothered trying to embed it, but it's only a ten-second clip. You get the gist of the move. No idea on a replacement finisher. Rydeen Bomb or Sky High, perhaps? |
A sit-out jaw-to-shoulder jawbreaker face to face. Basically an inverted stunner.
Same effect as the Knee but different enough for WWE to allow it. |
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Then teams up with Jeff Hardy when he returns.
Who is now dressed as a giant joint. |
Pumphandle Slam!
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Gregory Helms is really not making sense. My only theory is that he is just joking around. If he's being serious, the dude probably even needs to take another drug test. |
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Maybe a 4:20 splash.
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The Bong Bomb
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Eye of the Hurricane
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RoboBomb (Clox can explain it)
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Super Smack...not sugar butt
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Just nick HELMSley's predigree and do some angle with them for a while.
During this angle, shoot John Cena with a special "MP5" finisher, slap JR for being a cunt and to cap a good night's RAW Have a mammoth "UBER RING" tournement. It's like Royal Rumble, but UBER. Double size ring with all wrestlers and some special morons that always appear battle it out to win. Whoever wins gets to do whatever the fuck they want. Helms wins and tells trips he isn't his brother, just wanted to get realised. Then start a fued with Matt Hardy about who should of saved his friends house. Matt isn't a real brother, and in fact, they were switched at birth. Matt is really Shane. Jeff then comes out and trashed Snitsky for looking like a man who has been in a fire recently. He just sees red and proper fucks that cunt up. Again, another succesful RAW episode done and dusted. |
With Helms' permission, I sent him a step-by-step on how to apply my Twilight Crossbones submission. I have not heard back, but he's a busy guy at the moment. He seemed interested, but I'm not 100% convinced that a submission finish would suit him.
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The STF-Off
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Is Fighting Spirit involved?
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Only if we file it in the same category as Heart.
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LET'S FIGHTING LOVE!
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The TPWW Machine says I must spread rep around before infecting you with it, Xero. Otherwise, I'd rep the fuck out of you for that post. :lol:
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Two words can sum up this thread.
Ass Punch |
VERTEBREAKER WILL BREAK YOUR SPINE ... VERTEBREAKER DOES THE TRICK EVERYTIME
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Finger poke of doom
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