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So, what will Cena's entrance be?
We've had the gangster and the car, what will it be this year?
I'm thinking he makes a grand entrance in a helicopter. |
A motorcade like a hero's entrance. Cena will be in full Marine dress.
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Instant translocation all the way
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Walking out slowly and painfully with his arse cheeks clenched while jbl appears on the titan tron with a fixed grin.
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He'll parachute in from a plane
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He'll emerge from the womb of a wooly mammoth
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When his music hits, Orton and HHH, both alreadsy in the ring, will cough up equal portions of culturally misguided NewEnglander which will then merge into John Cena.
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Something from the sky
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Hopefully the storm kills him halway down the ramp.
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Cena will BE the storm
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Trips' will be 'grander'
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Yeah, given that it is open arena, you have to believe the WWE will have him helicopter it in.
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Trips is gonna come out in full Blue Blood attire in a Rolls Royce with Sable and Chyna flanking him
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John Cena will come out on a horse, only this is a special horse is that it can FLY and it has LASERS and it zooms around the arena, and then a lightning bolt hits, although this is a special lightning bolt in that it gives Cena SUPERPOWERS and the ARENA BLOWS UP!
... And out of the dust emerges Trips, who brushes the dirt off his shoulders and pins everybody's corpses for the 3-count and the title win. Believable. |
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http://www.techbasic.net/idlewyse/fire%20crotch.gif Not really but 1000X more entertaining. :rofl: |
Why the hell would he do that? He literally has a fire crotch.
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Capitalizing on the fanfare for the new Indiana Jones movie, John Cena will swing to the ring on a jungle vine with a gigantic ball chasing after him, which will actually be a gigantic hamster ball with Big Daddy V inside of it.
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I'm gonna test my theory of the wrestler with the best entrance at Mania will mostly likely win the title.
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He will be dressed as Mickey Mouse
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We didn't lose, we tied.
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Osmosis
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To the max!
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Cena will come out in Icaris Wings like in the Sega Genesis game ToeJam and Earl.
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This year will Cena will summon all the power of his most recent entrances: He will drive a gangster car off a space ship docking ramp and smash it into the ring.
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Tarding out and saluting all the while
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He should come out to Kofi Kingston's music.
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Mickey Mouse will pull him out of a giant top-hat.
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I know: have him carried on the shoulders of Snoop Dog and Fifty Cent; that's how white rappers get anywhere.
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The helicopter idea is quite funny, I could imagine them dropping him down ab-sail style in military/marine gear.
The Double EEE don't have a good 'lower to ring/drop to death' ratio with ceiling entrances. |
Ahh but there'll be no ceiling, so it's all good. And besides, this is Cena we're talking about.
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It'd be hilarious if they constructed a glass platform above the stadium and he just walked out and down glass steps.
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He's gonna come from under dah ring. no no, he'll zip line in. Ummm no wait... He'll walk from his locker room surrounded by guards. Pfft. Maybe he'll just "walk in"?
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Seminole indians are gonna perform a ritual. :shifty:
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John Cena performs his own entrance theme (complete with band) while skydiving into the ring.
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