| Vastardikai |
03-30-2008 05:03 PM |
The only announced matches were the Elimination Chamber and Hardyz/MNM. The vast majority of the matches were lame and could have been seen on any ECW on Sci Fi.
The best part about the Mike Knox (Sux Cox)/Kelly vs. Kevin Thorn/Ariel match was Ariels leaning over the top rope giving my section a gratuitous look at her ass. Well, that and telling a 6 year old "Don't worry about it, sweetheart" when she asked me about the last word on my "Send Kelly to the Discoteque" sign (Discoteque was a misspelled version of Discotheque, which is an Augusta Strip Club.)
The longest match I think was the opening match between the Hardyz and MNM. The PPV ended 45 minutes early.
Then there's the Elimination Chamber match itself. It was originally billed as Big Show vs. Test vs. Bobby Lashley vs. CM Punk vs. RVD vs. Sabu. During the event, Sabu got beaten down, and he was replaced by Bob Holly. The first three eliminations, in order, were:
1. CM Punk
2. Bob Holly (clusterfuck, he kicked out after two, but left the ring anyway)
3. RVD (after an elbow drop off the top of Big Show's Chamber by Test)
Now, think about that for a minute. The two most popular guys in the match were eliminated. I then promptly called Lashley as the winner. People thought I was clarvoiyant.
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