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Purgatory 04-01-2008 02:45 PM
Somewhat amusing read on the WWE...
 
It's got a few funny moments...and a few unfunny moments:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/WWE#In_the_beginning...

Fox 04-01-2008 04:35 PM
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Chris Jericho

Chris Jericho invented Microsoft in 1972. He forgot how he did it in 2007 so he tried to write the code for Windows again. When all he could write was bits of binary and stuff about him returning to wrestling, he decided he might as well do that. Thus far, he has mainly looked a bit odd due to his short hair and his magician getup and people seem to have forgotten to cheer for him, as they would rather Eddie Guerrero had come back and punched his widow Vickie in the head for being shit. Chris Jericho has recently been voted "worst canadian role model" because of the fact that he openly stated that he is the only Canadian on the planet who 'loves' HBK Shawn Michaels since his teenage years. This proves why he doesn't get a crowd reaction since his return to the WWE from all fans watching at home or at wrestling arena's.
LOL

DarKCentaur 04-01-2008 08:14 PM
Wow, there's like, an entire shrine of WWE parodies on that site lol.

Gerard 04-01-2008 08:35 PM
I like how benoits name is shown as a black box. :lol:

Impact! 04-02-2008 06:56 AM
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chris_benoit

PorkSoda 04-02-2008 10:45 AM
Cena is also a fan of the interwebs, using such terms as Fuck U, Shut The Fuck Up, and OMGWTFBBQLOL.

Considering im at the library right now, that made me LOL

DarKCentaur 04-02-2008 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by PorkSoda (Post 2104161)
Cena is also a fan of the interwebs, using such terms as Fuck U, Shut The Fuck Up, and OMGWTFBBQLOL.

Considering im at the library right now, that made me LOL
Makes me think this was written by the guys at Something Awful

Kane Knight 04-02-2008 01:24 PM
I have to post this, if for no other reason than to see how the formatting comes out here.

<code>“Flying Dad-Bomb!”</code>

<dl><dd><code>~ █████ ██████ before murdering his son. </code> </dd></dl> <code>“Mmmm watcha saaayyyy...”</code>

<dl><dd><code>~ Dear Sister during █████ ██████'s killing of his son. </code> </dd></dl> <code>“Who the hell is that?”</code>

<dl><dd><code>~ WWE on █████ ██████</code> </dd></dl> <code>“Who the hell is that?”</code>

<dl><dd><code>~ TNA on █████ ██████</code> </dd></dl> <code>“What a fucker.”</code>

<dl><dd><code>~ Mark Twain on █████ ██████</code> </dd></dl> <code>“<s>I have nothing to declare exce...</s> Actually, could you not quote me? I don't want to be associated with █████ ██████.”</code>

Kane Knight 04-02-2008 01:25 PM
A Note From The WWE

By the way, none of this was due to steroids. Alright, schmuck?




I think we found Afterlife's sources.

#1-norm-fan 04-02-2008 03:23 PM
CM Punk does not use steroids, tobacco, drugs or alcohol, although his addiction to competition has landed him in Competition Rehab numerous times.

Blue Demon 04-02-2008 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Impact! (Post 2104039)
I just read that one :rofl::rofl:

BigDaddyCool 04-02-2008 03:41 PM
The one about Nash is priceless.

Kane Knight 04-02-2008 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 2104348)
CM Punk does not use steroids, tobacco, drugs or alcohol, although his addiction to competition has landed him in Competition Rehab numerous times.
:rofl:

Xero 04-02-2008 05:55 PM
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_Warrior

LOL

Juan 04-02-2008 06:13 PM
:?:

True Brit Grit 04-02-2008 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Sascha (Post 2104359)
I just read that one :rofl::rofl:
Absolutely thrilled that 'Where's my chicken, you bitch?' made it on there.

TerranRich 04-03-2008 12:26 AM
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Hogan now spends his time sewing up all the Hulkamania shirts that he destroyed during his time in the WWF.
That would made me ROFFLE

El Fangel 04-03-2008 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by TerranRich (Post 2105056)
That would made me ROFFLE
Seconded.

TerranRich 04-03-2008 01:34 PM
WTF? I can type not good!

I meant "That ONE made me ROFFLE"

Kane Knight 04-03-2008 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126 (Post 2104484)
Quote:
The Ultimate Warrior hails from Parts Unknown, Area 5150 and lives there unto this day. If you don't know where that is, it's roughly 900 miles south of Dudleyville.
I think it's the first left after the Red Light District.


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