Vince must get some mad pussy
 

Just look at that cun</>t's swagger on the way to the ring, it is the most retarded walk I have ever seen. Who do you think this guy must be banging? and I guarantee you he still isn't loyal.

First he probably fuc</>ks Linda once or twice a day when he's with her, no doubt. IMO there's probably something going down with old Sable, she's probs giving him some action a few times a week if not a day, then there's his secretary in New York, I'd imagine she's delivering the goods and he's one of those Businessmen who rely on escort services for their jollies...so some more pussy.

This is the only way to explain his huge freakin swagger to the ring. Thoughts on who else is putting out for Vince?

And if one of you cocks is like "HHH" or "Albert" followed by any sort of you thinking you are funny, I hope you get cockslapped before you can hit the reply button, because homo sexual jokes in wrestling are possibly the lowest form of humour possible.

I'd say all the Smackdown Divas, Stacy Keibler, and Miss Jackie

That's the only way that those sluts get TV time

He definately gets some of Sable.

I reckon he walks funny because he sh</>its his pants

I stick with my "Escort Service" Theory as well.

I always just assumed he walked funny because his "Genetic Jackhammer" was stuffed down one leg of his pants, which stiffens his stride.

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I don't know.

I mean Fabulous Moolah....

Damn, someone sounds bitter.

Bitter? Since when is this an insult on the man's character? I'm saying he gets mad pussy.

Dumbass.

Vince having sex is the last image I wanted in my head. I can hear him now.

"SUCK MY DI</>CK! I'M VINCE MCMAHON DAMNIT!"

My gramps says he walks like he's gotta corn cob stuck up his ass.
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:rofl:

ROFLMAO!!! I remember when you weren't hilarious too! You get a rep for that one! :lol: :rofl:

You all do know, outside of storylines, he has cheated on Linda before, don't you?

Yes.

And :( because I need to spread more rep around before giving RB more.

He cheated on Linda for real? when was this?

Yeah I know, that's why I posted this.