Suppose a Make A Wish kid wanted to meet Taker...
 

Would Taker show up in character complete with a custom made casket for the kid?

Nope.

good one.

lol, wow

Maybe they would superimpose the kid's face over Taker's at the '94 Rumble where he says "I...will not...REST...IN...PEACE...", followed by weeks of vignettes of average people claiming they have seen the kid alive and well out shopping and stuff.

What if they wanted to meet festus and deliberately brought a bell along with them and hit it repeatedly over n over?

What if he request Undertaker and Paul Bearer?

Would Paul bring the urn?

And would that mean the kid would have complete control over Taker?

That is if the parents wanted to cremate their kid.

Paul Bearer got buried alive in cement and the Urn got made into a necklace by Kama a long time ago. /eyes rolling

Taker would come out in full American Bad Ass getup, just to fuck with the kid. At least I would.

Make a Wish Rep: We'd like to know what your wish is. Anything in the world!

Kid: I want to not die.

MAW Rep: ................Ooooookay... Hey, I know what you like! Wrestling! And who wouldn't want to meet John Cena?

Kid: ...I hate wiggers.

*Cena busts in, making his hyper entrance*

MAW Rep: ...NOT YET!

No. The little sick bastard would have to get control of Taker the old fashioned way. He'd have to urn it.

Way to copy Heenan from WM VIII

So if a cancer patient kid wanted to meet Kane, would the whole hospital room burst into flames and then Kane comes in?

Or would Rey Mysterio just jump out of the floor?

I think Taker would just not make it. He walks so friggin' slow! Imagine being his road agent in an airport. I'd rather BE dead.

Taker (to nurse): Hi, I'm The Undertaker, here to see Bobby.

Nurse: Oh, finally. Here, the body's in here.

Taker: ...wait, what?

Undertaker : What a coincidence, I'm the deadman and soon you'll be dead....man.

Xero is the first person in a LOOOONG time to remind us what an undertaker actually is. :lol:

If I was a Make-a-Wish kid, I would DEMAND he did his full entrance, down my street and into my house.

Also, I would request someone beat him at Wrestlemania 25 because it's my wish and I would laugh.

Surprisingly, they aren't zombies with a large collection of snazzy hats.

NO. An undertaker is a veteran of his trade who never jobs and sells when he feels like it. Oh, and he comes out to pay tribute to fellow veterans only after the live feed is off... and still in character.

And they take a loooong time to get anywhere.