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The First annual Alienoid's Choice Award Nomination thread!
That is right, the first ever Alienoid's Choice Award is coming up. An award that goes out to the worst wrestlers ever. Strangley enough, Noid's opinion on the matter will probably be disregarded. Anyhow it is nominating time. This award celibrates the crappiest, most loathsome wrestler in existance. You know the ones that you constantly ask, how does he even have a job, you know guys like Mike Knox, Lance Hoyt, and Doug Basham and even those old timers out there like Dennis Stamp.
So start nominating and we will vote later. Please explain why you nominated whoever you nominate. |
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Hey Nash is hilarous and entertaining. So you can go fuck yourself Helmsphere. You bastard. Plus Noid doesn't even like Nash, which means Nash must be good.
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He's only done a couple of matches, but I want to say "Bullet" Bob Armstrong, i.e. BG James' father.
Whenever I hear that they have brought him in for an angle I instantly want to turn off to TNA. Also, Shark Boy. Fuck you, Shark Boy. |
Just busting your chops, I actually enjoy good old Silverfox, and got into a argument with a puro fan last week, how he complained Nash hasn't been entertaining for 15 years, it's a sad day when I come to Nash defense, but anyone who plays Bass Armstrong is okay in my book.
As for this actual thread. I nominate Mike Knox, biggest waste of a roster space ever. |
Sharkboy isn't that bad.
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Mike Knox is a solid worker, just not all that charismatic.
I'm gonna go with Mark Henry here. I was only ever SLIGHTLY entertained by him when he was teaming with D'Lo, but these days I get so upset when I see him wrestle, speak, or do anything. I can not stand watching him. |
I want to agree with you Thriller, but I have no been mildly entertained by a Mike Knox match, even ones where Sabu is just throwing chairs up in his grill.
I know Paul E was very big on the guy, I want to see that, just haven't... And yeah, Herny is worse then Knox. |
I preffer Henry over Knox only because Knox doesn't have Henry's size. If they were the same size, then I would dislike both equally.
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I offically nominate Lance Hoyt.
He is a guy and he has a tramp stamp. That is how the kids say "Nuff said." |
lol that guy from Team Canada that did absolutely nothing.
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Probably the Yetay.
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Knox is so much more solid in the ring than Henry. You have to be akin to the brawling stlye to appreciate him. He's also deceivingly agile.
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Bob Holly
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Khali for me. He may be massive, but that just means you can see his horrific work from further away than anyone else. He can't promo either. He is just.... a large man.
I feel bad for all the actual wrestlers who he offends by being refered to as one. |
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I've had turds that are deceivingly agile as they float to the top of the toilet.
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Jimmy Rave.
Reason being he fuckin sucks, and he likes balls. Also to quote Inno "Best thing he ever did was get his jaw broken by Nigel." |
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Then I take it back. :D I pick Mike Knox! :mad::mad: But not Dennis Stamp. I mean, can you name me ANYBODY who could get a match out of Dory Funk Jr like him? |
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All right, that's it, I'm starting the Mike Knox fan club. WHOSE WITH ME????
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A Mcmahon of some description it would seem....
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Rey Mysterio. EVERY FUCKING MATCH IS THE SAME.
Drop Toe Hold HOLY SHIT 619!!! Oh no, something made him fuck up the West Coast Pop now he loses. Fuck off back to the midget feds, or swap you with The Juice or something |
And by "The Juice" i mean Juvi, not steroids.
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Still waiting for Knox Fan Club (KFC) members.
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Maybe you can be his prison pen-pal :D |
I guess being deceiviningly agile is a good skill to have in prison, so good for him.
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He's big enough to be the giver. Maybe he's agile enough to slip-in unoticed.
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Prison Jobber?
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Nah... MK is going straught to the top of prison. He will be the next big thing.
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All right, enough slandering, who wants to join the KFC?
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I've changed my mind on him being the next big thing. If he's been juicing he woulda shrank down there somewhat. He'll just have to be the next thing.
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I nominate Lance Hoyt and Jimmy Rave. I can't decide who I hate more.
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Snitsky.
Because he's Snitsky. |
Snitsky was fantastic around the time of Edge and Lita's wedding.
"It's not my fault, the things love can do to us. Just like it's not my fault there was a dead baby in your uterus." |
I am going to join the KFC because I just read about him being the guy who (allegedly) sold a house full of steroids.
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Since Jimmy Rave (sucks) has already been nominated I'm gonna say Hogan.
Yeah, Hogan. |
Hmmm, it's very difficult to just choose one.....
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