Remember the Dicks?
 

I was watching a mix wrestling tape from a couple of years ago that had Big Show and Kane (tag champs) in a fatal fourway tag team match that had Romeo and Antonio in it. Then I remembered the Dicks. I forgot about them for a couple of years.

Had the Dicks had a real gimmick I think they would have been great.

Their Vegetizer was fucking EPIC.

Smackdown had a chance to have the best tag scene ever with MNM, Londrick, Dicks, Mexicools ETC.

Here is a novel idea.....Combine Cruiser/Tag division. Neither division had much allure alone, but combine them and it could work.

Somewhere in the corner, Cade & Murdoch weep silently.

Speaking of which, Murdoch's lost some weight, huh? He could be a CruiserTag with some work. :p

He lost some fat, but he still has zero muscle. he is probably under the cruiser wight limit anyway.

And that fake pumpkin-hued tan. Wow, they should repackage him with a Hollywood gimmick where he loses weight (maybe a kayfabe stomach stapling or liposuction), has that fake tan, and maybe some other superficial changes.

Cruiserweight Tag Teams were in WCW in it's latest dying days. With that said, I think it's pretty retarded.

they should make it so the combined team weight would have to be under so much like under 500 pounds or whatever, that way it could be big show and colin delaney and big show could just beat the shit out of all the guys and become the champion with delaney doing hardly anything. CLASSIC.

Going by Wikipedia's stats, Colin is 172 and Show is 441. Over the 500lb weight limit (which itself is generous).

It would obviously wind up being Show and The Swog.

Big Show and Hornswoggle would be an incredibly over tag team. Incredibly over.

The Dicks were damn solid talents. If they had just been brought in as "The Tolands," things would not have worked out so sour for them. The guys kept giving them too much shit in the back, Chad snapped, developed real issues with Tank, and Chad appeared in dark matches as a stripping fireman and Tank is in ROH. Shame, because although Tank is good, he's not really ROH's type, per se.

The Heart Throbs were hilarious, also. This thread made me think of Rico, and how good he was, too. I say re-hire The Heart Throbs with Rico as their manager.

And, lo, they shall be called "The Big Horny"

At least it's not as bad as "Show-Gunns." Actually, Show-Gunns was awesome. "Double Trouble Crap on a Stick" was not too bad, either.