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Why aren't there more...
Openly Jewish wrestlers? The could constantly be doing battle with the arab wrestlers.
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Hmm.. what is it about this that makes me believe Vince would find it in good taste.... maybe something with Iraq and Sgt. Slaughter....
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Good taste or not. How come there hasn't been any hooked nosed jew wrestlers? I mean if they are going to do everything else, why not jews? Also we need some sort of scietologist wrestler.
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Has there ever even been a Christian wrestler with a gimmick based on it? (Not counting Michaels.)
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There have been whole indy promotions based on being Christian.
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Also, Devon with decon Batista.
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dustin rhodes when he left terri and found god
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Yeah, there are a handful of Christian gimmicks and angles.
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They sodomise gay wrestlers. With Jewish wrestlers, they'd probably circumcise them. Which has to be painful when you have no foreskin left.
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Imagine how more successful Goldberg would have been if they let him be openly Jewish. Especially if he were around now, and on Smackdown. He could be all like "Sorry! I don't wrestle on Friday nights! Its the Sabbath!" and then people would be all like "COWARD!" and then he'd be "Nah, just Jewish"
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They could run a whole angle where, if Goldberg's streak ends, he has to eat a whole ham sandwich on live television.
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They could ave him no-show events because he couldn't get cheap enough airfare.
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I thought Goldberg versus Triple H feud in 2003 was Jew versus Nazi, what with Hunter's iron crosses and shit.
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If they do make a stereotype Jew gimmick, his finish should be The Guilt Trip.
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They could have Goldberg and Chyna form a tag team...The Kike and Dike Connection.
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I dunno. "Kike'n'Dike" is pretty close to "Keichendeich", and that sounds aaaaawfully Nazi.
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Wasn't the IRS openly jewish? I mean all signs point to yes
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Or, dear Lord, have his mother be his manager. An angry, old lady barking yiddish at her son's Gentile opponents would be gold. We should be so lucky. |
Raven was pretty openly Jewish, wasn't he? Or was it only talked about or mentioned in interviews and on the internet? I can't think of a time where it was mentioned on tv.
I'd be all for openly Jewish wrestlers. I live diversity. |
I think IRS could have been played off a lot better if he had basically been a modern day Shylock from The Merchant of Venice.
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lol @ thread
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Inferno Match vs Taker.....In the Incinerator room.
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His finisher: The Palesteiner.
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How about "The Blintzkreig"?
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450 Plotz.
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The SharpMessugah?
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