Ultimate Warrior's return to the ring against... Yep, you guessed it! A queer!
 

From PWInsider:

The Ultimate Warrior Announces His Return To Pro Wrestling

Staggering news resounded in the NWE Arena during the Madrid show on April 19th. More than 15,000 fans had the chance to see the award presentation which celebrated the career of professional wrestling icon, The Ultimate Warrior; who was in attendance to accept his award. However, controversy erupted during the presentation when NWE Champion Orlando Jordan mocked a young fan of Warrior's at the event. Warrior was quick to come to the defense of this fan which led to a heated conflict between Warrior and Jordan.

On June 25th 2008 in Barcelona, after a 12 year absence from the ring, The Ultimate Warrior will officially make his wrestling comeback in a match against Jordan. The news was confirmed this morning by Warrior's agent, Bernie Gernay in a statement.

"For over 10 years this is what the entire wrestling world has been waiting for, the return of the Warrior. We are excited to bring back the greatest character and energy to ever get into the ring. Ultimate Warrior is an incredible marketing machine and has kept a tremendous value to his name which is why the NWE has stepped up with a substantial deal that worked very well for both sides. There is no disputing that Warrior left a mark on professional wrestling that no other talent did and the reason why still today he is often imitated, but never duplicated."

Over the next few days the NWE will inform fans of the preparations for one of the biggest and most important wrestling events ever to be held in Europe. As the news progresses it is sure to be the headlines of wrestling news and forums throughout the internet and will most certainly have all in the wrestling industry and fans alike in great anticipation to see what the Warrior will deliver on June 25th, and perhaps beyond.

Bernie J. Gernay
Agent for The Ultimate Warrior

Let the no-shows begin.

If this is true, I think Warrior isn't doing it for the money. He wants to physically show Jordan that queering don't make the world work.

I thought it went "Queering don't make the world go round."

Either way, I find it hilarious that Orlando Jordan is the champion of anything.

lol... so fuckin random

I fear for Jordan.

What the hell is Warrior gonna look like hahah

Either really bad or really roidy.

Ever see Rocky Balboa?

I think we need video of whatever happens, just for all priceless comedy effect.

This has MOTY written all over it.

So like, is this heated conflict a legit thing? Or is it just building into the match?

And that was the last anyone heard of Orlando Jordan

Shoulda been Kanyon.

Someone would be getting stiffed in a Kanyon/Warrior affair. And then they'd have a wrestling match. HIYO!

Also, Orlando Jordan was not that bad. He just made a really crappy heel. Should have turne face and feude with JBL at some point.

If you say so.

Is OJ actually gay?

I heard someone say something a while back but thought nothing of it, never really looked into it... and Kanyon?

Yeah, both uphill gardeners.

Maybe they should hook up?

O shit.

lol that'd be sick.

WHO BETTA

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LOL

Orlando Jordan w/ Heath Ledger

After watching the Warrior Tron, seeing him come out in the suit with short hair and no face paint is the most lackluster thing ever. He definitely lives in Parts Known now.

Can someone photoshop the picture of Warrior/Hogan from WM6 where it looks like Hogan's getting head and replace Hogan's face with Jordan's?

LMAO. I just about died watching him shake the ropes...in a suit with suspenders...priceless...I cannot honestly wait for this match. It is on my must see list for this year.

If I remember correctly one of the reasons for his firing was that he brought underaged guys that weren't related to him to a show with him once or twice.

Not underaged in the way that they were 6 or 7 but underaged in the way that they were 16 or 17.

http://www.prowrestlingscoops.com/1oj2.jpg

This one?

He's a NJ Douchebag!

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So Hellwig is returning to wrestling, eh? Sean Hannity's gain is the pro wrestling world's loss.

The man is almost into his 50s. His hair is short. His hair is grey. His new music doesn't have the manic speed rock of old. Ultimate Warrior will look (even more) ridiculous if he tries to revisit the arm tassles/face paint/furry boots route.

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What _WOULD_ work is if he continues to wrestle in a suit and tie, like some kind of crazy right-wing Fox News anchor gone bananas! A tweener run where he goes on a wrestling mission to rid the industry of "latte-sipping limp-wristed liberals". Money!

Having fun with formatting are we?

I liked OJ in the ring.

I didn't.