more believable finisher
 

answer poll and discuss

Nobody gets up from the Bloque Men. NOBODY

I voted for Mike Adamle.

I agree with Clox

I really couldn't come up with anything better than this.

I voted for Kodos.

The Rock: That's what I should have done at WrestleMania!

I voted for the Canadian Destroyer. Sure, John Cena slamming a guy hard into the ground would hurt like hell, and is a believable finish from that standpoint, but then, shouldn't all Cena's slams finish an opponent? Why doesn't he slam them on their head, which would be even more devastating, and would add to the STFU? From that standpoint, the FU is pure crap.

The Canadian Destroyer at least goes all out, and makes sense as a finisher from that perspective.

I also voted for Petey Williams based solely on principle. I don't want Cena to win, and we all know Blogue Men is going to take it. Thought I'd at least boost Petey's score a little.

But John Cena also needs help from the victim. God, does Cena need help...

Lighten up Noid. I've never once seen you take a load off from intense discussion and booking duties and have some fun

I insist you lighten up

Hogan's Leg Drop today is more believable than the Destoyer.

With that said, The Bloque Man Slam is the most believable finisher ever.

Looks like Bloque Men win.

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*Jobs to the Bloque Men*

I see what you're saying about the FU, but just because it doesn't look as impactful as other moves doesn't mean it doesn't hurt (you could still get the wind knocked out of you, sore back etc). As for slamming people on their head... fucking terrible idea.

The Finger Poke of Doom is more believable than the CD.

The FU has had many permutations, some of which were awesome and some of which were shitty. But all of them are more believable, if only in big "air quotes."

It was an attempt at comedy.

Granted, it doesn't preclude him being retarded, just pointing it out.

He had nice elevation on that DICK!

Jamaican me crazy

F-U

Would have voted People's Elbow given the option though :-\

Wtf are Bloque Men?

Are those the giant blocks in Super Mario?

finish him
 

now that's a believable fatality

UNO DOS ADIOS!

:wave:

The legdrop is pretty beleivable when you think about it, 260lb man dropping his weight across your throat. Dunno how that wouldn't fuck up your day.

Why must John Cena perform the F-U so shittily?

Can robots not do the Death Valley Driver? I don't understand.

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I appreciate the concern, but I am not taking this thread seriously at all. I'll try and give off the appearance of lightening up for you, though, Jeritron. :)

If anyone knows about attempts at comedy, it is Kane Knight. And Xero.

It was more an attempt at voicing my displeasure of John Cena. Comedy was not the primary goal.

A punch to the face is also a believable finish. Knock a fucker out bare-knuckled, and win the match.

I think people are overlooking the dramatic context of a move. I don't think that should be all something is judged on, but it's something worth considering.

voted bloque men