lol @ WWE.com poll
 

Who should first face Triple H for the WWE Championship?
JBL 2.68 % 2541 Votes
Randy Orton 12.49 % 11809 Votes
John Cena 34.75 % 32838 Votes
Super Crazy 17.63 % 16668 Votes
Hornswoggle 32.42 % 30638 Votes

Total Votes: 94494

:nono:

This reminds me of when Snitsky and Val Venis were leading a wwe.com poll for number one contender and they both ended up facing eachother on Raw

If this leads to Cena vs. Hornswoggle, then I am all for it.

Vote Super Crazy.

WWE's failure to realize the IWC is mainly marks and smartasses

Swog's almost as over as Cena.

joey styles must be bored.

For fecks sake, Trevor Murdoch has been overlooked YET AGAIN

Originally Murdoch was gonna do the whole you can't see me thing (after Stevie Richards said it would be too ironic for him)

Murdoch: YOU CAIN'T SEE ME NONE!

Mcmahon: so yeah trips you wanna go get some hookers tonight

Murdoch: Oh God they really can't...

Mcmahon: Also let's give lance Cade a bunch of handicap matches over the next few years

Murdoch: my existance is negated

Triple H: should he be a one man tag team kinda thing? He could even win the belts by himself!

Vince: we have tag team belts?

Murdoch: you really really can't see me

Vince: also Cena should start saying "you can't see me" just popped in my head all the sudden.

JBL 3.65 %
Randy Orton 8.86 %
John Cena 23.56 %
Super Crazy 45.21 %
Hornswoggle 18.70 %

Total Votes: 189539

PUSH SUPER CRAZY

Why on earth would they include Swog anyway?

Why on earth would they include the Super Crazy anyway? Legitimately, Hornswaggle has a better chance than Crazy. They might want to test the water to see how much they can get out of him. But it's pretty obvious that this is a joke answer.

I think this would be the perfect opportunity to turn Cena heel. I'd also like to see a new main event face in the mix. Personally, I think Shelton Benjamin needs a main event push.

Shelton's "needed" a main event push for years.

I'd love a job swap to write for WWE for just one fuckin month. 4 shows of RAW and a PPV. Anything i could shit out and wipe on a piece of paper would make more sense than the wank they come out with right now.

JBL 8.18 %
Randy Orton 6.95 %
John Cena 20.48 %
Super Crazy 51.48 %
Hornswoggle 12.87 %

Total Votes: 333560

I actually believe that. The average fan could definitely write a better show than the current WWE / TNA writers.

The only challenge would be that the WWE has already buried so many good wrestlers, characters, and storylines; that 4 weeks probably wouldn't be enough to fix all of the damage.

I agree, but at the same time, I disagree.

I think half the people here who want to write for WWE would be suicidal by the end of the month; while they would clearly be capable of writing a better show than what's making it to TV, they would soon find that their ideas were run through the McMahon Food Processor Deluxe (tm), which has taken all that is good from their ideas and filtered it down to a homogenous paste.

This paste will be uniform in colour, texture, and flavor, and will resemble the rest of the product.

And that's the rub. I think even the current writers could probably write better shows, but when ultimate control goes the the McMahons and company...