Matt Striker better hide in fear...
 

He's got some competition in Scott Steiner.

And I give a 72.4 and 1/4% chance of Steiner kicking Strikers ass. And a 63 and 1/8 of 1/4 minus 23 and 1/3 78% chance of Little Petey Pump flexing his muscles.

lol what...

I have no idea what going on.

Scott Steiner cut a hilarious promo explaining the math of his chances of winning the Triple Threat match with Kurt Angle and Somoa Joe. I think he settled with his chances at winning at 142 and 1/3 percent. Then saying "The numbers don't lie,". It was one of the best promos I've ever seen in TNA.

I find it funny, the best promos in TNA involve Graphs and Numbers.

A. Why?
B. No graphs were involved.

No, but I was saying, the two best TNA promos have been

1. The one Scott Steiner just did.
2. The Kevin Nash interview with Alex Shelley showing off his Graphs of him drawing more then Austin, Rock and Hogan.

What about the Tomko and Steiner promo outside?

Ah, I see what you did there.

Chuck Norris only provides ass kickings whereas Scott Steiner dishes out math statistics AND ass kickings!

ok this thread needs vids for real.

Yeah, a vid please. I tried searching on YouTube for the last 30mins since I saw this thread and can't find it.

Nash and graphs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fob4r2N-upg

Can't find the Steiner one either :(

Chuck Norris joke. Instafail.

Shut up jobber.

Really though, Norris jokes are pretty played.

Now I know what you're all wondering. Dave, what does this do to the graph?

Any video yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEHA8rKoBrA

Here it is.

Maybe the best promo ever