Official Raw Thread: Regal gets regulated
 

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Preview:Toronto Torrent

May 5, 2008



When Raw broadcasts from Toronto, Canada, tonight, the cold temperatures will be nothing compared to the chilly reception Randy Orton will likely receive the next time he faces Triple H.
The newly-crowned WWE Champion battled the Legend Killer in a title match last week, with the broadcast ending in a blackout after a disgruntled William Regal pulled the plug on the audio and video. Tonight, WWE Chairman Mr. McMahon will kick off Raw to address Mr. Regal's actions. What will the Chairman have to say about the Englishman's perceived abuse of power?
Before ruining last week's main event for viewers, however, the Raw General Manager did manage to arrange for The Game and The Legend Killer to meet one another at Judgment Day in a WWE Championship Steel Cage Match. Before he gets there, however, Orton's first order of business will be a battle tonight with Mr. Money in the Bank, CM Punk. Can the Straightedge Superstar take Orton to the extreme, or will he become just a bump in the Legend Killer's road back to the WWE Championship?
As for Regal, The discontented King of the Ring saw his coronation ceremony turned upside down thanks to Mr. Kennedy. Not one to follow sovereign protocol, the loudmouth from Green Bay, Wis. came to blows with Regal, who then promised retribution. What punishment awaits Mr. Kennedy compliments of His Royal Pain in the Arse?
Also tonight, Carlito's Cabana returns to Raw, and Carlito will have none other than WWE Hall of Famer "Rowdy" Roddy Piper as his guest. The "Rowdy Scot" was the host of perhaps the greatest talk show in WWE history - Piper's Pit. After what happened between him and Carlito's amigo Santino Marella last week, what will transpire when the Cabana gets "Rowdy" tonight?
The Divas will be getting rowdy as well, as Women's Champion Mickie James will battle former champion Beth Phoenix in a Divas Lumberjack Match. Can Mickie survive The Glamazon again with many of The Sexiest Women on Television surrounding the ring?
It also appears that title-hungry JBL isn’t about to hang up his 10-gallon hat anytime soon. After handily defeating Robbie McAllister last week, the media maven made it perfectly clear that he continues to gun for the title, too. Not one to sit idly by, what does JBL have in store for those who stand between him and the gold? And what exactly will JBL have in mind for John Cena after he embarrassed the “wrestling god” at Backlash?

I get paid for putting the ads up!

shoot the duck guys bet you can't!

Ummm a little early don't you think?

Oh and take the ads down or I'm closing this.

...and putting up my own ad-free version in about an hour like it's suppose to be.

Delete this one, KOOS starts the Raw threads.

Come on guys, stop being elevated dicks.

Just because a guy goes jamaican me crazy with the ads doesn't mean you all need to act like calculated cubans and give his thread a leg kick.

Shame on you.

it won't let me fucking edit it. I just copied and pasted directly from the wwe site, i think the ads give it something.


I'm not really getting paid btw.

Get out of retard mode and edit it manually.

yeah that was easy lol. I thought about doing that ut then I just didn't.

Mr. Jobber in the Bank vs. Restholds Karry Orton

Finally, my laptop has stopped "beeping" at me. No more ads please.

Honestly, I never saw the ads anyway.

ABP > Whatever you're using.

Here we go again...

anyone find a stream, hook me up!

Let's see:

Regal gets reamed out by Vince
Piper returns............again.
Orton vs. Punk


Yup. Looks like I'm skipping the first hour of RAW again. I'll jump in at the 2nd hour.

I'm making a motion to name this thread the HTrain90 Birthday Edition of RAW.

Wait - I'm a worthless jobber. I'll just sit back and enjoy the show. Good evening, all.

Eeeeeeeevenin', all.

No.

Seeing Regal bust up Kennedy was awesome.

Regal is going to be besmirched tonight. Is he going to be using Hercules Hernandez's outcast entrance music from now on then?

Evening all. Vince is going to make Regal kick his ass again :lol:

Man. That was a very stiff punch Regal threw at Kennedy Kennedy last week.

"They don't deserve to see the finish of this match. Why? Because they've already seen this 50 million bloody times!"

No music for Vince!

"Besmirched". :lol:

Vince will agree with Regal

Mr. Mac Mahon

No, we demanded action for Adamle walking out on ECW!

I was right! He is praising Regal!

Sweet. Regal will stay in power. This could be a fun angle we've got here.

Yeah. He should have walked out long ago.

Well, then... the answer is yes.

We did? I certainly didn't.

REGAL

Well, so much for that.

He's a man.... such a man...He's a real... Real Man's man.

Awesome, HUGE heat for Regal.

OMG UNDERTAKER

Turn out the lights? Wow. This is... different.

this is awesome...