If you guys don't watch The Dirt Sheet on WWE.com...
 

...you probably should start. Seriously, it's hilarious, especially the two most recent ones.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/superst...eos/dirtsheet/

Miz and Morrison are hilarious. Also, it seems like they're just allowed to cut loose and say whatever they want. Definitely worth the view.

Anybody else watch it?

I had no idea it existed.

They've showed clips from it on SmackDOWN! before. It really is quite entertaining. When I first found it, I watched every episode. They're not very long or anything, so it was a good waste of an hour.

Oh it really is amazing. I love the top 10 of WWECW.

Especially Kelly Kelly's followed by John Morrison.

"She... can't dance, but who cares"

Meh.

MORRISON: We wish Balls the best in all his future endeavors....he has no teeth.....and no job.

MIZ: Feeling blue....Balls?

:y:

Yeah, Dirt Sheet and Santino's casa are both gold.

1st video fav. quote:
we don't dance like that at the palace of wisdom

2nd
Are you beyond Good and Evil?/ It's on my shirt

also it's just science in video 2

lmao@ we don't have lufas at the palace of wisdom!

I'm john morrison and I like to squeeze things.

they should make a shirt with things that don't go down at the palace of wisdom

ep 3
I don't take calls from Joey Style's at the palace of wisdom

miz: did he just call you muhammad?
Morrison: yes he did, I'm enlightened

they tell me I'm a sexual jedi

we don't play with action figures at the palace of wisdom

Fucking put your fav. quotes in one post, piece of shit.

this thread deserves a high count.

Here ya go


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Rofl at the Shelton Benjamin one

Rofl "I'll spit apple in your face" "I might like it"

They should do more things like this with other wrestlers.

I watch it on youtube, wwe.com videos rarely work for me for some reason. Still, its greatness. :y:

I watched them all. Amazing.

This is the type of stuff that should be on Raw every monday and not hidden away on WWE.com

The first one I watched they did the tacky Conan O'Brien face on tv thing.

Dude, the dirt sheet is the best thing ever.

"the last thing that went through my mind before i blacked out, morrison's foot...... foot"

the CM punk parody is amazing

"I cried at the end of Mrs. Doubtfire"
"One time I got lucky with a girl, only to find out that the whole time she was thinking of John Morrison"

"We DO have jackets like that at the Palace of Wisdom."

LOL at the oreo cookie team of Kane and Punk

Kane and Punk whoa Kane and Punk
New Kids On The Block Ripoff was too damn funny
been watching these guys since the 1st episode

Why the hell do they leave this gold on the website and let other shit air on tv?

OOOOREEEEO! OOOOREEEEO!

COOKIE DREAM TEAM!

hbk2k are you stoned?

:lol:

Are you ever pleased?

These videos are truly hilarious. John Morrison reminds me of Chris Jericho when it comes to his personality. I mean, not cookie dream team cutter, or anything, just both very entertaining with the humourous rock star personalities.

Morrison is fantastic in general, actually. The Miz is improving really well, and has tons of potential.

I've always wanted to see a Wayne's World type show for Paul London & Brian Kendrick. They've always struck me as humourous guys, and when you're their size, you'd learn to fit in with the bigger boys by making them laugh. I think they could do a fantastic job with something like that. It could even lead to a feud between the two teams, or something.

If they put the fuckin Dirt Sheet on TV Miz and Morrison would be the most over faces in the company.

John Morrison should be World Heavyweight Champion; William Regal should be WWE Champion; John Morrison's abs and William Regal's hair should be WWE Tag Team Champions. The Miz should be United States Champion; William Regal's drug habit should be Intercontinental Champion; Paul London & Brian Kendrick should be World Tag Team Champions; and Mickie James' ass should be Women's Champion.

Am I forgetting anything? Oh yeah, Sal Snitch should be ECW Champion. :shifty:

"Hi I'm John Morrison and I can benchpress about 400 pounds. How much can you benchpress Miz?"

"About that."

"He can't really."

:rofl:

Also the Oreo one. :lol:

JUST LOL AT NUNZIO.

"There are winners, and there are losers" - cut to Nunzio quickly "FUCK YOU".

lol hahahaha, class.

"There ain't no stopping me nooooooooooooowwwww!"

"Actually, Miz, that's a double negative. Technically 'there ain't no stopping me now' means you could easily be stopped at any time. ... It's just science."

That's one of my favorite lines. Reminds me of some good E-Fedders.