So the CM in CM Punk means..
 

Cookie Monster?

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I did not know that.

Cocking Maria.

(was) Cocking Maria.

I thought it was because he was in a tag team called the Chick Magnets.

Cookie Monster Punk. :y:

Carry Me.

Crazy Motherfucker

I dunno...

Cock Mongling (Punk)
Cash Money (Punk)
Caucasian Man (Punk)
Contains Minimal (Punk)

Crack/Meth

Crystal Meth
Child Molester
Cock Master
Corn Muffin
Chip Munk

Crappy Mascot?

Coke Mule Punk

It was chick Magnet originally.

He just fucks with people and says different things.

but

Creation Masturbation

This is the second time Ive heard him give a different reason behind C.M.....

First it was Chick Magnet....

Now Cookie Monster....

What next....all the suggestions being made in this thread?

Charles Manson (having escaped from jail and undergone extensive plastic surgery)

Completely Misled


Well, didn't MitB mean a push in the old days?

Cocking (shane's) Mom Punk.

Charlie Mike.

He likes to keep it simple.

So said Joe to Punk...

<font color=goldenrod>Coke Man

He wanted a Coca-Cola tattoo but they fucked up and gave him Pepsi.</font> :(

Caffeine Maniac

Caffeine: The drug for non-druggies!

I know the answer...

It's HOT....

It's SPICY....

IT TASTES GREAT...

Colonial Mustapha!

My only vice is competition...And Caffeine...

... and heroin...

Coal Miner?

It would explain how dirty he is...

I figured that was understood.

Soap is a drug. DRUGS ARE BAD!

Does it matter what CM stands for? He is just a waste of life and a JOBBER....

Sounds like you need to CRY MOAR, Punk. :D

KK your such a jokster

Crystal Mountain?

(rep to he who knows where that comes from...)

Death?

Caramel Marshmallows. Not only will he kick your ass, but he'll do so while being delicious.

I don't know why Punk gets so much shit from the IWC. As far as I care if he could turn heel and have an angle with Jeff Hardy everyone would be all over him. Punk is a good worker, and has the mic skills to light up the crowd if he turned heel.
Hell, you can have Punk vs Matt Hardy if you want. Just have Punk come out and talk about how there's no hope for drug users, and he can't wait until Jeff gets tested again. Matt comes out and talks about how everyone should have a second chance. Well Punk reminds Matt that Jeff HAD his second chance. The rest writes itself.


CM Punk's biggest problem is WWE holding him back from being the persona that he can be, and letting MVP steal the "better than you" bit.