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"Major Announcement" on Raw tonight
I know what this means...
Nick Hogan is debuting as the new Nailz. |
Maybe Anailz
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:-\
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*rim<s>job</s>shot<S>*
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I need Nick Hogan on tv like a hole in my head.
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The major announcement is that...VINCE MCMAHON HAS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND IS TAKEN AWAY TO A SANITARIUM!!!!
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Draft?
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They're gonna announce that next week on RAW their is gonna be a Huge announcement
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Vince is going to play Monty Hall and play Let's Make a Deal with the fans.
He will have three curtains and the fans will text or vote online for the curtain they choose, whoever is in the curtain the fans choose will become the new Raw GM. Curtain 1 will be Teddy Long Curtain 2 will be The Coach Curtain 3 will be a goat Fans will choose Curtain 2 and when Coach is revealed, the bad deal music plays and some random fan at home yells "I SHOULD HAVE PICKED THE GOAT!" |
So Tomko will be behind curtain 3?
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It'll probably have something to do with the new RAW GM (probably that Vince is searching, and we'll get weeks and weeks of Vince until he forgets he is looking for someone to fill the role), the draft will be confirmed, or the brand split may even be ended.
From most likely to least likely (probably). |
Vince: It has been brought to my attention that some people believe John Cena isn't actually getting cheered. So tell me people, are you saying Boo, or are you saying, as Stephanie always tells me Boo-urns?
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Crowd *no being able to resist the magic of Boo-urns*: We were saying Boo-urns!
Vince: OK then. We'll push him for another three years. Crowd: Dammit! Viewers at home: Boo-urns! |
Most likely Draft or new GM.
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New GM being announced i imagine. Maybe Teddy long??
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Vince is going to apologise for forgetting May 19th. You know what a stickler he is for detail.
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Hulk Hogan will be announced as the new RAW GM and will come out to the quietest, tamest reaction in WWE history. He will then get chased off stage with "FUCK NICK HOGAN!" chants.
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Vince: I have a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! On a night when half the audience won't be watching, I'm going to pit Chris Jericho and Shawn Michaels in an Iron Man Match! We'll also be airing a tribute to the great wrestler known as CHRIS BENOIT! And, for one night only, as you may have guessed from the double ring, WAR GAMES! This is also a NO CENA ZONE for tonight only!
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That's crazy. Vince would never book so much stuff that fans want to see on a night where not only is a lot of America on vacation, but a large portion of the audience will have switched over to the Stanley Cup Finals.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Yeah, :shifty: just isn't enough to do it justice. |
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Anyways, these "major announcements" would mean more if they didn't have one every three weeks.
It'll only be something like "Wrestler one is gonna face wrestler two at Night of Champions in two weeks". |
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Post #22. I will be waiting for my apology. Also, looking back at that thread... Seems MVP has come a long way since his debut. :yes: |
Meltzer is reporting Kennedy will be the new GM
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I had a guess that might be it. Kennedy gets the push that Regal was going to get, but fucked up ala Jeff Hardy.
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Actually I was lying
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DiBiase for GM........:shifty:
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GM related for sure
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I was about to overreact and slam my head in a car door. |
Probably just Mr. Peanut, so we're again stuck in the same old shit loop.
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Who's Mr.Peanut?
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Teddy Long.
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(You're probably right)
I think Teddy is a bad move for them though, Teddy is GREAT for the live crowds at house shows and Vickie doens't tour, I really dunno who would come out and lay out ther nights card if Teddy didn't do it. |
Dubya for GM!
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Eric Bischoff is coming back as General Manager or to reintroduce WCW.
You heard it here first. |
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Meh. I'd prefer Teddy Long over another damn heel GM. I know, I know...they don't need a GM, but since they are so hell bent on have a GM on all three shows I'd like for them to have at LEAST one babyface GM. I mean the only other person who could pull it off as a babyface GM would be Shane McMahon. |
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