What would you think if I said...
 

That John Cena and Mickie James were dating in real life?

Then Cena would have to die. I really, really hate this storyline so far.

But what if it wasn't a storyline just for the storyline and they are just playing off real life happenings?

Do you have some secret inside information, KoOS?

Yes, he does.

As do I.

It's a secret club.

Cena got married in December.The wedding pics surfaced online

Never stopped Edge. :shifty:

So does this mean that Kenny gets the boot and begins a huge main event push after bitching and moaning on the internet?

I say again Cena should still die. Even though I just found something that Mickie and Kenny are no more anyways.

from wrestling-edge.com

As mentioned by the Wrestling Observer Kenny Dykstra has more than his share of heat and has had for quite some time. I am told by one source inside WWE that Dykstra let The Spirit Squad's push go to his head and he became a different person. Dykstra was dating and then married Mickie James back in 2006 but the two are no longer together. James told several members of the locker room that Dykstra became a different person almost over night and supposedly was not faithful to her as well.

3 Reasons why I choose Micky over John.

1. Looks.
James >>>>>>>>>>>>> Cena.

2. In Ring Skills.
James >>>>>>>>>>>>> Cena.

3. Worthy of Championship Gold.
James >>>>>>>>>>>> Cena.

Didn't know they got married, thought they were just dating...

I thought Cena was a family guy and would marry a traditional girl. He surprised the shit outta me there. How about we tpwwians send him flowers or something?

Let me join pls :(

He actually is the man who, positively can do, all the things that make me laugh and cry.

Well, not quite cry, but frustrated nearly to the point of tears, certainly.

Vagina >>>>>>>>>>>> Penis???

BG James >>>>>>>>>>>> Cena

They weren't, they were just engaged and they've supposedly been broken up for a while.

Good for Cena. Good for any dude that gets to fuck her!

Then I wouldn't care at all.

I agree with Stickman, quite honestly. If I were Mickie, though, I'd go with John Morrison and the abs, flexibility, hair and personality.

did morrison and melina split up too?

Yeah but morrison refuses to believe it. Fucking idiot that man is.

Every time I read this thread the fucking Wonder Years theme gets stuck in my head.

Just because you stuck it in MY head...

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You know what? Actually hearing it is somehow relieving...

Except now I have to sit here and keep clicking it over and over.

?

Yeah I do. A chick he was previously banging was opening fucking another dude he works with and he did his best Chris Candido impression - turn away and refuse to believe it. Then she chucked him and he still doesn't wanna believe it.

Idiot.

Mickie James is overrated

So, they're perfect for each other. :)

Probably

Yeah, I don't think Mickie's all that either. I mean, I would, of course, but for me at least 75% of the WWE divas are hotter.

I'm still in love with her, but I do like they way she looked back in 06 in the feud with Trish better. She changes her look way too much.

I've seen her finger her snatch in pics online. That kind of kills it. It's like, Trish Stratus and Molly Holly never did nudity, and it made me want to fuck them even more.