I wish I knew a wrestling fan who wanted to win the million
 

because I would definetly call them right after Vince dials the number

What would you say?

I haven't gotten that far yet

I would call them after they won and congratulate them. But mostly I would just say, "dude," and have a lot of awkward silences. But it would suck because I would have to listen to their ringback tone.

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Perhaps you can ask Ferret what to say?

I hear he is getting back into wrestling so maybe he can give you a few subjects to talk about.

Just a thought.

Now why the hell would I do that I don't even have anyone to call.

Just in case.

Too late now.