How's Matt Hardy doing?
 

Still US Champ? Still won't die? Still slapping tornados?

US Champ, he hasn't died so there's no way to really test, his intro claims he still can wether he does or not remains unanswered.

As THE man of SD!'s midcard, awesome. With the draft coming up though, I wish they would move him to RAW and have him challenge for the IC title and hopefully turn him heel to wrestle Jeff, that would be a good feud.

I hear he's thinking of buying some furniture from Ikea.

He seems to still be drying up a Sea.

Matt Hardy is actually someone I would call a "ring general" now. He's also gotten a more cocky/confident character since winning the US Title. I think a move to RAW (perhaps with the US Title) would indeed be awesome. He should be the premiere Hardy. Jeff Hardy should be moved back to ECW/SmackDown!, where he can still rise and be over, but without putting too many eggs in the drug basket.

I think this would be the ideal solution for both Hardy's right now :y:

Matt Hardy CAN slap a tornado. He never said he DOES.

His latest outbreak has cleared up.

Oh please. As if the Sensei of Mattitude would go around fucking skanks...

Come to think of it, this is why Matt is destined for greatness. Every main event legend has some kind of weak point:

Hogan: Megalomania
Warrior: Insane
Savage: Deluded (there's a very fine seperation between him and Warrior)
HHH: Quad
Nash: Quad
HBK: Smile
Hart: Getting screwed (</>:shifty:</>)
Goldberg: Lack of talent

Maybe one day we can add:

Matt Hardy: Taps questionable ass


Could happen.

I'd say I only watch Raw, but I'm finding myself watching less and less of it. It was interrupted for House, because Hugh Laurie>Vince McMahon, but I'm having trouble giving a shit about Raw right now. McMahon's giveaway compounds things, because the minute he start dialing a number, I zone out and have trouble coming back to the programming when it starts back up.

I watch TNA when I remember, but I haven't been remembering much of late. Honestly, on Thursdays, my TV is generally off unless I'm watching the news, so I tend to forget a lot.

I haven't bothered with ECW in ages, because it's worthless, and I tried watching Smackdown a couple of times recently, and couldn't force myself to give a shit.

So I switch between the options of pretty much only watching Raw and barely watching. Right now, I'm in the "barely watching" phase. It's a shame, because I want to see where the Jericho angle goes, and Burrchill/Kennedy has had my interest every time I've watched, but it's hard to merit watching two hours for two segments. And my PVR is busted, so I can't tape anything right now. :mad:

The fortunate thing is that there are only a few people I care about on shows that aren't Raw. Matt's one of the few I'd give a shit about one way or the other. TNA has a few, but I find TNA at least watchable (Though not really great) and ECW...Well, I don't even know who the Hell is on ECW except Kane, and Champion or not, I'm not watching ECW for one guy.

DT: "Questionable" is far too kind. :D

Innocent until proven infected.

I dunno. Lita looked like she had a couple of outbreaks on TV.

That could easily have been pizza sauce.

Well hey - atleast the guy is living for the moment.

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See, I watch all 3 WWE shows -- it's the only entertainment tv I make sure to watch, not counting Stewart and Colbert, but that's because I consider the latter to be more legit news than most legit news programs.

I'll admit, I don't understand your feelings on ECW, but I know you're nowhere near alone. I find the matches to be, quite commonly, superior to both shows. SD's main event is terrible, and the show is kinda blah, so I completely get your lack of desire there. But I can't make it thru an episode of TNA. I love Cage, Shark Boy's genius -- there's lots of guys that have potential. But the show is so...fake. It seems so damn forced, and I just can't watch it.

But I appreciate your input. :y:

Yes, but he is no longer drying up seas.

I could swear his music states:

"I could slap a tornado, I could dry a pussy, yeah."

Like he's boasting about being some kind of massive turn-off to women.

LOL

I agree man, if you listen close, it really does sound like that is what the song is saying lol.

Matt Hardy is getting one hell of a push.

Matt has been the second best thing on SD! for a year or so.

I know man, they're even jobbing Bam Neely out to him. No ones gone over Neely's glass ceiling in years.

Dude, he's the flagship of SD! midcard. He's been booked stronger over the course of this fued with MVP than anyone else on the SD! roster. On top of that he could realistically be put into a beleivable main event program over the strap at any point. He's been built like a top notch guy for awhile now.

LOL.

Flagship of the Smackdown midcard.

He's the cream of the middle of the B show.

When he does go for the big one...I shall Mark Out for the one slaps tornadoes and dries pussies.

I've made the same argument. I like Matt, and MVP vs. Matt Hardy was the fued of the year, but now that's over and unless he moves up to the top rung he could quickly get lost in the shuffle.

That's not very optimistic...

Oh. Really? Crud.

Matt Hardy can now be seen competing against Christian in TPWW's own Better Wrestler #30 thread.

Can he beat Christian that is what I am wondering, right now I am leaning towards him but I am still thinking.

So you're saying becasue he's not in the ME he's doing poorly? That midcard hell bit is retarded. Ther midcard is a fine place to be. There's only so many spots on top, he's not jobbing week in week out, he's getting solid wins and looking like a star doing it. The guy is in a great place right now.

Behold the King.

The King of <s>Kings</s> the Forum?

On your knees dog.

I'd also like to state that, during the next gutting of Smackdown, we could very easily see a potential Edge-Matt Hardy feud again. I have already listed why it would draw in another fed, as Hardy > Batista.

*Bows before the King.*