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Theo Dious 06-20-2008 12:00 AM
You know what I really fucking hate?
 
When you put a WWE DVD in the player, and you can't skip the stupid-ass "don't try this at home" clip. God that's so fucking annoying. How the hell many times am I going to have to see Bobcore's gashed-open back before it gets into my fucking nightmares?!?!

Innovator 06-20-2008 12:10 AM
It's 15 seconds of my life at a time I can never get back

U-Warrior 06-20-2008 12:12 AM
I thought you were going to say black people.

U-Warrior 06-20-2008 12:13 AM
I ruptured a disc that fragmented into my spinal column.

Oh and I killed my wife and child. That too.

FourFifty 06-20-2008 12:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Innovator (Post 2194486)
It's 15 seconds of my life at a time I can never get back
Hey Inno, don't treat this as a joke. That's 15 seconds every time. Not a one time shot.

But I accept it, because if it wasn't for that 15 seconds every time, people would sue over their own lack of brain cells due to shit like this.
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4WCpzaJCGCw&hl=en&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4WCpzaJCGCw&hl=en&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

U-Warrior 06-20-2008 12:22 AM
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH"
"AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHH"

"You guys okay?"

lol

MCEazy 06-20-2008 12:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FourFifty (Post 2194492)
Hey Inno, don't treat this as a joke. That's 15 seconds every time. Not a one time shot.

But I accept it, because if it wasn't for that 15 seconds every time, people would sue over their own lack of brain cells due to shit like this.
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4WCpzaJCGCw&hl=en&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4WCpzaJCGCw&hl=en&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
awesome, fuken crazy vertibreaker, reminds me of my own backyardering days, course we didn't do shit off the roof but none the less.

Shit this one's just as bad:
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/j-1Pk-qynQw&hl=en"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/j-1Pk-qynQw&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Rollermacka 06-20-2008 12:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FourFifty (Post 2194492)
Hey Inno, don't treat this as a joke. That's 15 seconds every time. Not a one time shot.

But I accept it, because if it wasn't for that 15 seconds every time, people would sue over their own lack of brain cells due to shit like this.
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4WCpzaJCGCw&hl=en&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4WCpzaJCGCw&hl=en&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
:rofl::rofl::rofl: THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE SEEN IN YEARS!!!

I have one thing to say though this is Darwinism at work.

Theo Dious 06-20-2008 01:26 AM
I'm not gonna quote both imbeds, it'll start start playing fuck with the page's load time if everyone does it.

Clip 1: God what a couple of dumb fucks. If they can walk today, it's more than they deserve.
Clip 2: What the fuck was he throwing a dropkick for???

D Mac 06-20-2008 01:31 AM
That's why I download shit.

MCEazy 06-20-2008 02:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DarthTedious (Post 2194563)
Clip 2: What the fuck was he throwing a dropkick for???
it kinda looked like he was goin for a corkscrew of some sort but totally fuked it up.

Juan 06-20-2008 02:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Diesel Mac (Post 2194568)
That's why I download shit.
:y:

Gerard 06-20-2008 06:15 AM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6BL_wIkZgPc&hl=en"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6BL_wIkZgPc&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>


jesus christ. Close to a broken neck.

Tazz Dan 06-20-2008 06:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DarthTedious (Post 2194473)
When you put a WWE DVD in the player, and you can't skip the stupid-ass "don't try this at home" clip. God that's so fucking annoying. How the hell many times am I going to have to see Bobcore's gashed-open back before it gets into my fucking nightmares?!?!
I swear I was thinking the exact same thing today. Then my 4 year old daughter who was watching with me says: "But we try that at home daddy". :lol:

Pardeep 619 06-20-2008 06:22 AM
I've skipped the 'Don't try this at home' clip before on my PS2. For the life of me I cannot remember how exactly I did it though...

Gerard 06-20-2008 06:23 AM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kU0Hht637HI&hl=en"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kU0Hht637HI&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>


That trampoline vid was actually pretty good, check out the weird chokeslam to back breaker at 58 secs.

Kane Knight 06-20-2008 08:27 AM
If you're actually watching WWE videos often, you deserve it.

Theo Dious 06-20-2008 10:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gerard (Post 2194753)
That trampoline vid was actually pretty good, check out the weird chokeslam to back breaker at 58 secs.
Those kids are the next Hardys, I'm calling it now.

Theo Dious 06-20-2008 10:55 AM
This has turned into the "This is why they have to show those stupid fucking warnings" thread. And I approve.

Kane Knight 06-20-2008 11:01 AM
I think they shouldn't show those videos. Survival of the fittest.

Theo Dious 06-20-2008 11:09 AM
If they could get the legislation to back up that sentiment I'd be on board with you in a second.

Xero 06-20-2008 11:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kane Knight (Post 2194896)
I think they shouldn't show those videos. Survival of the fittest.
Honestly, I think those videos more than anything promote it.

thedamndest 06-20-2008 12:11 PM
Don't try skipping the "don't try this at home" clip at home.

BigDaddyCool 06-20-2008 12:25 PM
That is why I watch old ECW dvds, they say "Try this at home, it is balls awesome."

Gerard 06-20-2008 12:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DarthTedious (Post 2194885)
Those kids are the next Hardys, I'm calling it now.
Possibly, i mean 4 seconds in you have the perfect Jeff Hardy impersonation. :lol:

Theo Dious 06-20-2008 12:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thedamndest (Post 2194959)
Don't try skipping the "don't try this at home" clip at home.


*cue moody music*

*cue dramatic voiceover*

They work hard to produce fifteen second video clips to protect the brainless and imitative.

They spend hours of their time searching for the most poignant and impactful videos of injured wrestlers to illustrate the dangers of being a sports entertainer.

If only they could get video of Christ Benoit-

Anyway...

They work diligently to provide Vince McMahon with a means of avoiding frivilous lawsuits that would otherwise be filed by the irresponsible parents of braindead backyard wrestlers.

What you see as a pointless waste of time is in fact the culmination of their life's work as a menial WWE video editor.

So we ask you, just to give their lives some meaning, please, don't try skipping the "don't try this at home" clips at home.

Kane Knight 06-20-2008 12:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DarthTedious (Post 2194910)
If they could get the legislation to back up that sentiment I'd be on board with you in a second.
Why would legislation be needed? Has WWE ever been successfully sued because someone was a retard?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126 (Post 2194936)
Honestly, I think those videos more than anything promote it.
In that case, I'm in favor of them.

U-Warrior 06-20-2008 12:39 PM
I'm with KK.

Weed out the morons from society this way.

Theo Dious 06-20-2008 12:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kane Knight (Post 2194975)
Why would legislation be needed? Has WWE ever been successfully sued because someone was a retard?
Nope. Probably thanks to those videos. :shifty:

Disturbed316 06-20-2008 02:35 PM
Dont try it at home then.

Legend Killer 06-20-2008 04:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gerard (Post 2194750)
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6BL_wIkZgPc&hl=en"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6BL_wIkZgPc&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>


jesus christ. Close to a broken neck.
Was this one of Brock Lesnar's Old School Backyard Wrestling Videos?

Stickman 06-20-2008 07:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FourFifty (Post 2194492)
Hey Inno, don't treat this as a joke. That's 15 seconds every time. Not a one time shot.

But I accept it, because if it wasn't for that 15 seconds every time, people would sue over their own lack of brain cells due to shit like this.
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4WCpzaJCGCw&hl=en&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4WCpzaJCGCw&hl=en&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
They completely oversold that.

Legend Killer 06-20-2008 07:30 PM
You know if they wanted people not to try it at home, then they should have something like the TRUTH Commercials or even that commercial from HAROLD AND KUMAR w/ the kid blowing his head off after getting high. I'm sure that would work.


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