And on an unrelated note....
 

I've wanted to post this in a thread, but I can't find a proper segue (or segway for all the bad spellers out there).

So the other day I was talking to my sister about getting a replica title. I told her I was torn between two. The World Heavyweight Championship, or "The greatest title that had no real meaning in WWE."
And my sister....
"The cruiserweight title?"
I was going to say the Million Dollar Belt, having a mark say the Cruiserweight title have no meaning was just priceless.

Why don't you just buy them all?

I mean, we all know you've got the money for it.

Or get a custom one made. Don't think they're more than a few measley thousand.

I'll send you a signed replica of my belt. It will only cost you $10 including P+P.

You should definitely get your own belt, FourFifty.

Also, while we're on the topic of unrelated things: I really want to bang Katie Lea.

If you waste that money on a fucking belt you are seriously retarded.

Buy a fucking house or a car for fuck sake.

Stop trying to talk sense into the man!

:shifty:

Fuck that a belt is only $300-$500 depending on the kind you get. With the money he got, he could still have more than enough to buy a new car and a decent house.

Oh and get the classic IC title.

Get a Rick Roll title.

You can defend it, challenging anyone to Rick Roll WWE.

Still....F'n....Gold.

Does it have to be a spinning title so it'll roll?

No.

It should be a title with a large speaker in the middle that blasts "Never Gonna Give You Up".

It should have a WWE logo over it though that opens like a hobbit door to reveal the speaker.

You need to have her sign up on TPWW so we can all rep her for that.

And dude, you totally should be getting a classic IC strap.

Seriously. I have friends who would (and have) spent more than the cost of a replica belt on a fucking lap dance.