Hey Alienoid look in here for an idea involving Val Venis
 

*Note to anyone else, I'm just amusing him for the time being. I'm not being serious*

Ted DiBiase Jr. announces that his tag partner at NoC is Val Venis. Val Venis ends up revealing that Ted DiBiase Sr. "funded" Val's movies over the years.

Great theme song potential.

Hello Ladies!

*cue "Money Money Money" set to sax music*

Everybody's got wood
Everybody's gotta spank
Cause Val Venis and my kid
Gonna inspire you to wank

*cue DiBiase laughter followed by female orgasm noise*

Their tag finisher would have to be called "The Money Shot".

You know what? Bring Ashley in as the Valet and D'Lo could be in a Vincent-type roll.

Call them "The Priceless Players".

Their first big storyline could have them buy the MITB shot off Punk, only to burn the contract. This gets the shot off Punk and keeps everything entertaining.

Honestly though, I can easliy seeing DiBiase's partner being D'Lo.

At the Night of the Champions
Cole: so who is going to be Ted's tag team partner?
The crowd anxiously wait for the mystery partner to be revealed as
" Hello Ladies " and the crowd goes wild and the biggest pop of the night.
Cole: Oh my! can you believe it King.
King: Heeeeeeee's baaaack!
Certainly it will be marked as one of the most memorable WWE moments ever.

Nah I would rather get Rowdy!

*Groan*

Awful, just awful.

If we're going down the money route, perhaps we shouldn't be selecting a woman who screams "cheap."

I'd say give them Melina when she gets back.

Layla strikes me as a massive slut. Anyone that humps Todd Grisham's leg would need to be.

You would hump Todd Grisham's leg without a second thought if they paid you what they paid him.

Got to move some things?

Only problem is that I doubt that Ted Sr. would go for that, considering that he is a Christian...

If asked to, I would. You don't want to know what I'd do for $20.

Layla could have just hugged the guy when she won, though.

Hey, it was either Ted's company or the street.

And Ted calling himself "Priceless" isn't terribly cheesy?

Cheapest $20,000 ever.

Well, I guess to DiBiase that IS cheap.

Oh, it's cheesy. You can do so much better, though, Xero. Actually put some thought into it. :p

Alliteration takes the cheese cake in this round.

He's not cheap, just thrifty.

I honoustly want to see Ted DiBiase come out and say he's hired a Tag team *cue APA* Then have the APA win via Cody Rhodes turning on Bobcore, followed by APA "awarding/giving" the titles to TD & CR.