The Official Raw is Jamaican Me Crazy Thread (6-30-08): The Coffee Kingston edition
 

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Preview:Slight of champions
June 30, 2008

After Night of Champions, where Raw Superstars suffered three prominent losses, the Monday night brand is left with no World Championship. Perhaps more important, though, is the fact that WWE is currently without its Chairman.

During last week’s Draft, WWE Champion Triple H was randomly selected to SmackDown, taking his title with him. On Sunday night, John Cena had a chance to bring the title back to Raw, but was unable to defeat The Game. Similarly, Batista attempted to win Edge’s World Heavyweight Championship, but couldn’t come out on top against the Master Manipulator.

The one World Title that Raw did hold going into Night of Champions was Kane’s ECW Championship, but in a Triple Threat Match against Mark Henry and Big Show, the Big Red Machine lost the gold to the World’s Strongest Man, who will take the championship back to Tuesday nights with him. With Cena, Batista and Kane all unable to win or hold onto gold, where will these three competitors set their focus next?

Another Raw Superstar that suffered a devastating loss at Night of Champions was Chris Jericho, defending his title against surprise opponent, Kofi Kingston. Y2J and the capacity crowd in Dallas were shocked as the Jamaican Superstar made a huge splash in his first match since joining the Raw roster. Another surprise entrance was made by Shawn Michaels, who was unable to compete due to an eye injury. HBK distracted Jericho long enough for Kingston to take control of the match, pinning Y2J. Following the match, Y2J took brutal revenge against HBK, assaulting him outside the ring. With the Intercontinental Championship acting as Raw’s main singles title, will Kingston and his unorthodox style be able to hang onto the championship? And what is in store for Chris Jericho when HBK returns to in-ring competition?

One of Night of Champions’ biggest surprises came during the World Tag Team Championship Match. For weeks, Ted DiBiase had promised to win the gold from champions Hardcore Holly & Cody Rhodes, along with the help of his mystery partner. On Sunday, the mystery partner was revealed to be Rhodes, who turned on Holly, and helped DiBiase make good on his promise to win a championship in his first WWE match. Why would Rhodes turn against his partner and mentor, and what steps will Hardcore Holly take to get revenge?

While multiple championships changed hands Sunday night, Mr. McMahon’s condition was still unknown following a bizarre accident last week on Raw. At the end of the evening, the stage on which the WWE Chairman stood on collapsed, followed by a ton of lighting equipment crashing down on him, incapacitating Mr. McMahon and causing Million Dollar Mania to be indefinitely suspended. When the McMahon family gives a statement this Monday on Raw, what will we learn about the Chairman’s condition, and how will the landscape of sports-entertainment be affected in Mr. McMahon’s absence?

For the answers to all these questions and more, make sure to tune into Monday Night Raw at 9/8 CT only on USA Network.

KOFI

Well, I gotta admit, all Benoit jokes aside this year's Night of Champions was a hell of alot better than last years.

At least Mark Henry showed up. :shifty:

Kofi Kingston has just shattered The Mountie's record as Intercontinental Champion with the Biggest Penis by an astonishing 14 inches.

His elevated dick is jamacian me crazy :shifty:

Someone needs to post Kofi's music, SOS

He really does have an awesome theme

Unfortunately, I am lazy and will not go searching for, nor link his theme here

Therefore, I have nothing to add.

.... Kennedy

It's time for a quick beer run before Raw.

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Are you gonna buy 2000 6-packs?

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Thank CSLi Manning

S.O.S

I HEAR THEM SHELTON

I HEAR THEM RUNYAN

SOS

Well we have the rematch tonight, I hope this isn't a 24 hour run

And cmon, show of hands, who else marked for the Liontamer last night?

*raises hand*

It's Brian, not Runyan. :mad:

Marked for reading about the Liontamer. :shifty:

*raises hand*

<font color=goldenrod>*raises hand for the Liontamer*</font>

That was a sick Liontamer, I hope he does it more often now

I kinda came when I saw that liontamer.

I have got to feng shui my room so my I can see my computer screen and my tv for moments like this.

And good evening, everybody.

VINCE IS PARALYZED

VINCE IS DOWN!

WE HAVE THE BLACK VINCE DOWN

ZOMG FLASH BACK!!!!

I have a few friends who asked if it was real because Vince said "I can't feel my legs, Paul."
Silly Marks.

SHANE-O!!!

SHANE-O!

SHANE O MAC

By that face, he's trying not to laugh.

WWE IS IN MAJOR CRISIS


















....Triple H is now on Smackdown

What will Cena bitch about tonight? No title to demand

I feel like it is 1999 all over again with Mitchell Cole on commentary during Raw