Official Raw is Alive or Dead Thread (7/14/08): Kane, May 19th went <------ that way
 

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Preview:The Animal's Big Bash
July 14, 2008

Since CM Punk became World Heavyweight Champion, he has been mobbed by Superstars hoping to get their opportunity to win it away from him. With neither a General Manager or the WWE Chairman to set matches, last Monday night saw John Cena, Batista, Kane and JBL face off in a Fatal Four Way Match to determine which of them should face Punk at The Great American Bash. Batista won the contest and will compete for the World Title in just two short weeks. How will The Animal garner momentum in the coming weeks?

After Batista pinned Kane in the Fatal Four Way, the Big Red Monster went on a rampage outside the ring, manhandling WWE production crew and announcers alike, including Jerry “The King” Lawler. While tearing apart the ringside area, Kane screamed “Is he alive or is he dead?” Who is the Big Red Monster referring to, and what other outbursts can we expect from him in the coming weeks?

Intercontinental Champion Kofi Kingston won his title from Chris Jericho at Night of Champions, and managed to successfully defend it against Y2J. On Monday he continued his winning streak on Raw by defeating Charlie Haas. Before the Jamaican Champion could soak in his victory however, he was brutally assaulted by Paul Burchill, who performed his signature Curb Stomp on Kingston. Does Burchill have his eye on Kingston’s Intercontinental Title? And how long until he faces the Jamaican Superstar in the ring?

In addition to facing one another as part of a Fatal Four Way, John Cena took an extra act of retribution against JBL on Monday Night. Retaliating for being escorted out by the self-made millionaire’s private security force the week before, Cena and Cryme Tyme took crowbars and baseball bats to JBL’s limo. To what lengths will the Longhorn Loudmouth go to get back at the Chain Gang Commander?

To catch all the build up to The Great American Bash, make sure to tune into Raw, Monday nights at 9/8 CT, only on USA Network.

Kane is obv talking about his sex life.

I hope Kane is talking about the aborted fetus between him and Lita

As usual...anyone gets a live feed, hook me up?

He finds it in a trash can, somehow still alive, so he puts it in a jar and starts carrying it around.

or it turns out to be hornswoggle. BUT FINLAY IS THE FATHER.

HOMOSEXUAL FATHERS.

"Is he alive or dead
Has he thoughts within his head
We'll just pass him there
Why should we even care"

Kane is talking about Diesel, and here's why.

Kane was fake Diesel back in 97 or so. Years later, Kane starts throwing a fit over "May 19th."

The last official footage of Diesel was shown on Raw in 97... Watch the 45 second video and see if you catch the connection...

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omg destor can you hook me up with that torrent?

Hornswoggle, Finlay, and Kane in the new Fox comedy "My Two Slightly Homosexual Dads"

I finally see where this is going.

or should i say i FINLAY see where this is going!!!@!!!!!

WWE RAW is Poopy

original

That's Batista's title and come this Sunday he's gonna be killing the internet.

Eeeeeeeeeeeevenin', all.

This should be good.

What's up bitches?!?!?!

Evening gentlemen.

Yeah, and this glass is half full.

http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/a....half.full.jpg

Sup all. Hope to see this streak of good Raws continue tonight.

Kane's getting the big intro feature, over their championship situation??

IS IT MARGARINE OR IS IT BUTTER?!?!?

.....you clearly missed last week's Raw.

I think it would have been even better if Kane WON that match and then still flipped out the exact same way.

Maybe Kanes just mad JR isnt calling his matches and thought someone killed him lol

I can't handle another Kane vs Undertaker feud.... if that's where we're headed...

The championship situation was the first half of the same video. Chill out.

Lawler took his sweet time saving Cole.

Punk left as champion and actually gonna do something with Kane. Good enough in my book lol

Pleas for unity, eh.

Gee, um, GET A GM!

I really do like this no one in charge shit.

Unauthorized World Title win???

I hope they're talking about the return of King Regal.

Starting already? lol

:rofl:

LOL IT OPENS INTO A FIGHT IN PROGRESS LOL!

BAH GAWD THEY ARE BRAWLING