Official ECW Thread (7-22-08): Featuring Evil Colin Delaney
 

Yeah

Okay I kinda like that belt

Holla holla!

lol it looks like the Divas belt...I think

I dunno. I can see some similarities, but I think that belt looks WAY better than the Diva's title.

THE WWWWAAALLLLDDD'S STRAWWWWNNGGEESST CHHHHAAAAMPPIOOWWWNN MMMAAAWWWWKKKKK HHHHEEEENNNNWRRRRAAAYYYYY!!!

God he's even worse on the mic than Mark Henry is...why do they have him as his spokesperson?

Colin should come out with a mustache

Colin's reception is less than cordial?

He got a reception?

Who talked to you?

The one voice in your head?

How is he going to be played off as a credible heel?

They need to get rid of that ring attire and make him look/act like way less of a dork

Colin is gonna get whupped the faces, because he ran out of heels to get beaten by.

It says something about yourself when you're afraid of wrestling Tommy Dreamer.

If Delaney is going to be a heel, I think he needs to take on kinda a grungy character. He kinda reminds me of Billy Kidman in Raven's Flock.

So he should come out in torn clothes, scratching himself?

Maybe they can do the Odd Couple relationship between Delaney and Khali now.

Yes. Yes he should.

Bwwwrraaaarrrr!

DREAMER WINS! DREAMER WINS! OHMYGODDREAMERWINS!

Black Sunday :(

Bourne defies gravity like Morrison fails Wellness tests

How many people really order the encore presentations of PPVs?

Idiots?

So how is farm raise jackals good for the environment?

Jim Carrey should come out as Andy Kauffman at SNME and face Jerry Lawler

The only why this Jenny McCarthy will be intresting to me is if she fights an autistic kid and keeps yelling into the mic "I'm gonna beat the autism right out of you!'

Alright the name of Evan Bourne's opponent is Generic von Genricstein.

James Curtis, the ECW resident job job

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTING STAR

Poor James Curtis, can never get that first win.

BOURNE TO BEHAVE

I don't want my cella phone going into a pit of danger...

They should bring up Milena Roucka and call her Lucy Roucka and pair her with Ricky Ortiz.

Yay a Mike Knox montage.

V-11111111111111111111111

Maybe that's his catch phrase he was talking about...

"Lucy you got some splanin to do!"

So Matt Hardy is obviously winning this match right?

Crowd is hotter tonight than they are for Raw by a long shot.