What if Jenny McCarthy actually had a match...
 

...on Saturday Night's Main Event with a wrestler called 'Autism'? I know it's not going to happen...but I mean, what if it did? If God was in a match, certainly autism can be.

Which wrestler would you have portray the character? What would his theme music be? Finishing move?

Honestly, I made this thread because there seems to be no talk at all about all of this Jenny McCarthy schilling and all of its annoyingness. How big a part do you think she'll be of SNME? She's pretty much the only thing we know about it thus far.

This could have been Eugene's huge return.

He could come out and claim that he's beaten his Autism.

He could claim that he beat Autism with his brain on the line, but Jenny McCarthy threatens the ref into reversing the decision and saying that it never happened. It would be erased from the history books and NEVER SPOKEN OF AGAIN.

Wait, is she the celebrity who's against MMR vaccines because she thinks they cause autism?

If so, I want to see Polio do a run-in and devastate her. Maybe an assist from Hepatitis.

Not really sure what Jenny McCarthy is for or against. All I know is that she's married to Jim Carrey and I used to love her when she was the co-host for MTV's Singled Out alongside Chris Hardwick. What she's doing with the WWE, I have no fucking clue.

Also, is it highly annoying to anyone else to see all those celebrities wish Jenny luck in her fight against autism in the WWE ring? Some of them seem so forced it's ridiculous. Cue card readin' bitches.

Yup its annoying, i'm not even going to bother watching SNME having read the results.

She was Shawn Michaels' valet at WrestleMania 11, so there's at least a small wrestling connection here.

AUTISM: 316

Ohhhh yeah, almost forgot about that. I think Lawerence Taylor forced my brain to block out this event. Maybe they'll bring back Pam Anderson for that hepatitis run in that Kane Knight mentioned.

Autism: 316 says...
You were born on a Friday

What was the deal with that? Was that a heel turn since Diesel stole Pam? Was Pam fucking Diesel? WHAT HAPPENED?

I was too wrapped up in the chess match between Johnathan Taylor Thomas and Bob Backlund to notice Pam Anderson.

That was one for the ages.

As a person with a family member with Austism, you Sir, are a penis face.

Boo hoo

Autism shares commonalities with Fragile X, so there's another small wrestling connection...