So what's in the bag?
 

So what do you think is in Kane's "bag" that will try to be revealed next week? :naughty:

Little Johnny.

Or maybe Little Glenny.

I hope it's a blow up Katie Vick. That would would make WWE for the next 2 years.

It's a collection of condoms with Vince's DNA.

His old mask.

Shit

:rofl:

another bag

Something they'll forget about within a month.

Kane's abs.

Skittles

The galaxy is in Kane's bag.

Kane's mask. Once he puts that on he can go back to midcard jobber status.

Lita's dead baby

Once he consumes it in the middle of the ring he will go to main event heel status.

After a comical, cartoonish tornado transforms him into old Kane, full-body suit and all.

LOL that would be awesome

WWE logic

Excuse me? Glenny is 36 inches. How dare you refer to him as "Little."

But seriously, it's the mask, and Kane is going to put it on, and suddenly start winning matches.

If its the outfit for a different gimmick, he should put it on.

On RAW Monday, were they writting off the angle?

no no on Raw he won and said "yes he's dead."

And he was content with this scenario.

Well, Mike Adamle said that he was going to make Kane reveal what is in the bag next week. My guess is that Kane says "no, he's dead." Mike Adamle, like a dumb fuck, pushes Kane, which continues the story.

The scenario continues when Kane finds out that someone shit in the bag, moving the storyline in the direction of "Who shit in the bag?"

This, of course, leads to the return of Orton.

Don't care, haven't cared about Kane in years.

A fleshlight.

An Austin Powers costume and he'll put his old costume into the bag and deny he was ever Kane by saying "That's not my bag, baby".

Ratings gold.

Snitsky's goatee

Dignity.

The "I Still remember" Note

A vibrator.

I know what's in the bag, it's obviousl- AYYYYYLLLLLEAAAAAAHAYLEEEEAHAYYYYLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA!!!