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Destor 08-07-2008 11:20 PM
Abyss is the new 911
 
Discuss this stunning revelation.

Theo Dious 08-07-2008 11:35 PM
Wait... so now if you have an emergency you have to call Abyss?

Xero 08-07-2008 11:42 PM
22977

Destor 08-07-2008 11:46 PM
Please tell me you guys are aware of 911...

Xero 08-07-2008 11:51 PM
Pfft, I've never heard of him.

What, was he Paul Heyman's enforcer-type in ECW who used a Chokeslam or some shit?

Vastardikai 08-07-2008 11:51 PM
He's chokeslamming people at random?

Destor 08-08-2008 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126 (Post 2242796)
Pfft, I've never heard of him.

What, was he Paul Heyman's enforcer-type in ECW who used a Chokeslam or some shit?
Yes, the only thing he would ever do was comeout to save someone and Chokeslam the heel. Wash rinse repeat.
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Originally Posted by Vastardikai (Post 2242798)
He's chokeslamming people at random?
Blackhole Slamming, but yeah.

Xero 08-08-2008 12:03 AM
Well, considering I don't watch TNA the Abyss angle is more alien to me than 911.

Destor 08-08-2008 12:06 AM
He got locked up in the luney bin and since escaping/getting released (haven't payed much attention to which one took place) he's been a crusader of good stopping the hard core beat downs with Black hole slams despite the fact he has nothing to do with the angle. (Though they are building toward a Kong/Abyss match.)

FourFifty 08-08-2008 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Vastardikai (Post 2242798)
He's chokeslamming people at random?
Random Kanyon Cutters > Random damn near everything else

Vastardikai 08-08-2008 06:32 AM
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Originally Posted by FourFifty (Post 2242910)
Random Kanyon Cutters > Random damn near everything else
Even greater than Random from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series?

:shifty:

Innovator 08-08-2008 10:10 AM
I think the plan was to feud with Steiner, but I don't mind him doing this

Fox 08-08-2008 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by FourFifty (Post 2242910)
Random Kanyon Cutters > Random damn near everything else
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311 08-08-2008 11:12 AM
For those who don't know, one of Paul Heyman's gimmicks in ECW was that he had a cell phone and he used to crack people with it...when he got in trouble, he'd call '911' which wasn't the emergency phone number we've all come to know and love, but a huge Jake Roberts looking guy who you would not want pissed off at you. He then proceeded to chokeslam everyone.

He was mega over at the time. :y:

thedamndest 08-08-2008 01:30 PM
Everyone knows the real number you have to call is 912.

Verbose Minch 08-08-2008 02:44 PM
Abyss did 9/11

screech 08-08-2008 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Innovator (Post 2243373)
I think the plan was to feud with Steiner, but I don't mind him doing this
He was supposed to, but then Steiner got hurt.

Dorkchop 08-08-2008 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by screech (Post 2243673)
He was supposed to, but then Steiner got steroids.

Shadow 08-08-2008 07:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by screech (Post 2243673)
He was supposed to, but then Steiner got a new t-shirt.

Tazz Dan 08-08-2008 08:10 PM
No, apparently Abyss is Kane. I was told today by a friend of a friend who is a wrestling expert!!!

That's why he wears a mask, so Vince can't see he's working TNA on the side, duh.


And yes, he was serious

Lux 08-09-2008 05:27 AM
Your friend of a friend must be on crack


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