Disaster Movie
 

Why?!???

I will admit that I really enjoyed the last spoof Superhero movie.....

But I refuse to go see this pile of shit....

Seems like it's now down to every 6 months one of these comes out.

Because people pay money to watch them apparently because people find them hilarious.

ugh

Shit like this makes me wonder why I am not filthy rich right now. It takes no talent or effort to put one of these together, but they make millions doing it somehow.

Just look to the movie's title for the review.

EPIC MOVIE
<TABLE style="BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse" cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=5 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD bgColor=#800000>TOTAL LIFETIME GROSSES</TD></TR><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD width="40%">Domestic:</TD><TD align=right width="35%"> $39,739,367</TD><TD align=right width="25%"> 45.8%</TD></TR><TR><TD width="40%">+ Foreign:</TD><TD align=right width="35%"> $47,105,378</TD><TD align=right width="25%"> 54.2%</TD></TR><TR><TD width="100%" colSpan=3><HR></TD></TR><TR><TD width="40%">= Worldwide:</TD><TD align=right width="35%"> $86,844,745</TD><TD width="25%"> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

SUPERHERO MOVIE
<TABLE style="BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse" cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=5 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD bgColor=#800000>TOTAL LIFETIME GROSSES</TD></TR><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD width="40%">Domestic:</TD><TD align=right width="35%"> $25,874,034</TD><TD align=right width="25%"> 42.0%</TD></TR><TR><TD width="40%">+ Foreign:</TD><TD align=right width="35%"> $35,715,668</TD><TD align=right width="25%"> 58.0%</TD></TR><TR><TD width="100%" colSpan=3><HR></TD></TR><TR><TD width="40%">= Worldwide:</TD><TD align=right width="35%"> $61,589,702</TD><TD width="25%"> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

DATE MOVIE<TABLE style="BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse" cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=5 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD bgColor=#800000>TOTAL LIFETIME GROSSES</TD></TR><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD width="40%">Domestic:</TD><TD align=right width="35%"> $48,548,426</TD><TD align=right width="25%"> 57.3%</TD></TR><TR><TD width="40%">+ Foreign:</TD><TD align=right width="35%"> $36,247,230</TD><TD align=right width="25%"> 42.7%</TD></TR><TR><TD width="100%" colSpan=3><HR></TD></TR><TR><TD width="40%">= Worldwide:</TD><TD align=right width="35%"> $84,795,656</TD><TD width="25%"> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

MEET THE SPARTANS
<TABLE style="BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse" cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=5 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD bgColor=#800000>TOTAL LIFETIME GROSSES</TD></TR><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD width="40%">Domestic:</TD><TD align=right width="35%"> $38,233,676</TD><TD align=right width="25%"> 45.2%</TD></TR><TR><TD width="40%">+ Foreign:</TD><TD align=right width="35%"> $46,325,000</TD><TD align=right width="25%"> 54.8%</TD></TR><TR><TD width="100%" colSpan=3><HR></TD></TR><TR><TD width="40%">= Worldwide:</TD><TD align=right width="35%"> $84,558,676</TD><TD width="25%"> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

That is repulsive.

Shit, and they probably have low costs for making the shitty things too :(

+ $10-$20 mil DVD sales for each

Budgets:

Epic Movie: $20 mil
Date Movie: $20 mil
Superhero Movie: $35 mil
Meet the Spartans: $30 mil

Way too many Americans are seeing those movies.

Also, Triple A, I read a post about movies you like and decided to watch Lilja 4-Ever, it was excellent. Cheers :)

Hate this shit.


But just FYI, Superhero Movie is not made by the same douches of Date, Epic, Disaster and Meet The Spartans.

Die, shit, die.

I thought Superhero Movie was funny, but its from the Scary Movie crew, not the Epic Movie crew.

i watched epic movie for free on cinemax and couldnt even tolerate 5 minutes of it.

You know damn well it will be number 1 next week. Fucking teenagers

They're all shit. The first Scary Movie was funny. After that I thought they were trying too hard. :nono:

Me too...I almost went into a permanent coma because of Meet The Spartans

Really looking forward to this:y:

Well, at least the title "Disaster Movie" is honest.

Shut up. Meet the Spartans was better than 300 :shifty:

black people

Seeing the previews for this makes me want to throw up.

And that would be about 50 times more entertaining than watching this movie.

and retards

This steaming pile of crap is slightly warmer than this other steaming pile of crap.

I actually enjoy watching bad comedies with people just to laugh at how bad they are and I couldn't even do it with Meet the Spartans. It was painful. They fucking parodied American Idol, Dancing with the Stars, America's Next Top Model, and I think one other "do something and then be judged" show. And every time it was the same exact fucking joke.

And I'm just scratching the surface with the horrid-ness of these movies. The most retarded man on the world could not set out to make a good movie and come up with shit this bad. You have to TRY to take the biggest dump on a roll of film humanly possible to produce this stuff. These movies are the worst thing to ever happen to pop culture. I can not overstate this.

... and people pay money to watch it.

Shit like American Pie and Will Ferrell paved the way for this. You have yourselves to blame.

No?

By making movies that are actually funny?

I don't follow.

they're car crash movies. i know they're going to suck, i know i'm going to hate every minute, but i still go. i have to see how far they can plunge. meet the spartans, seriously.

I watched the first fifteen minutes or so of Epic Movie on Cinemax once, since a friend of mine bitches about me hating these movies without having seen them. My friend can fuck himself. That fifteen minutes was sheer torture. It finally beat me when Willy Wonka was beginning to breakdance to a Fergie song. no, no, and no. Fuck you. These people need to be stopped.

Right. By making popular movies, other movies try to use a similar style of, in this case comedy, and it usually comes out terrible despite the huge numbers they may get.

The current generation only knows this style of comedy since it's the most used style, and it's those that I mentioned and others which paved the way to this rut of terrible movies in the genre.

If you didn't enjoy the mindless shit of those movies, you wouldn't be getting the next level of stupidity from these.

Yes.

Why?


I watched some of it on HBO one night. I agree.

Sugar Butt had better be a demon in the sack.