IGN: 10 Most Useless Divas In WWE History
 

http://sports.ign.com/articles/902/902241p2.html

Thoughts?

One could easily add another 10-15 names to this list.

Joy Giovanni

Milf. :drool:

Amy Weber is imo the best looking Diva they've ever had. Her role in JBL's group was quite good as well.

I liked Amy and Joy. Also, I loved Ryan Shamrock.

I think Barbara Bush was dating Hardcore Holly, so that's how she got her job, but yes, she was worthless.

Also, who the hell is Krissy Eubanks?

There is no way you can count Nicole Bass as a Diva. No fucking way.

Seems like a reasonably good list, though you could probably throw in about 85% of Divas from the last five years.

Who's Nicole Bass? Isn't he the guy that helped Sable win at Wrestlemania 15? Or did he actually do anything else that I'm not aware of?

He's got a Ron Simmons cock.

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<font color=goldenrod>She worked in OVW as Krissy Vaine. I forgot all about her, but apparently she had a two week stint in WWE before she randomly left.</font>

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ISn't "ten most useless divas" like "ten least popular cancers," or "Ten oldest Terranrich girlfriends?"

lmao, remember the val venis/ken shamrock feud.
val venis in "sister act"
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Amy Weber was awesome as JBL's... whatever she was, so to hell with this list.

Additionally, all of those women were more useful than Bertha Faye, so :foc:

Weber was pretty good

In risk of Noid Posting, there's something I never understood about Venis and WWE. The guy had a great build, great look, great in ring skills, noid post, hell of a talker, and could have been more in WWE. Noid post. If CM Punk can hold a major title then Venis should at least be in the title hunt at some point (Noid post, and I'm not taking anything away from Punk). Hell, Khali had the WHC, and yet all Venis had was the IC strap.
So in closing, noid post.

Sean Morley could have been in the hunt. Val Venis never had a chance.

People talk like the IC title inst an accomplishment. People talk like if you didn't win the big one then you failed as a wrestler. To those poeople I say: stop being such a mark.

Come on. Who wasn't winning the IC title when Val won it? It changed hands like every week. The Godfather had it. The GODFATHER.

Thank God Mideon found the European title or he probably would have won it too.

Not even the point

The guys who traded the IC Title at that time (Goldust, Godfather, Road Dogg, Venis, D'Lo) were the cream of the crop of the mid-card division at the time. It seems ridiculous in hindsight that a GF IC Title run would be looked at as respectable, but at the time it was.


On topic though, Carmella DeCeasare should be on this list as well. Mae Young and Fabulous Moolah should also, arguably, be on this list, as they have been utterly worthless for the past 10 years.

Forgot that Billy Gunn never won it. He just reffed the match. Seemed like a lot more guys won it.

Only 10? For shame.

But include Maria in that list and I will destory you!

Maria is near the top of my list.

I shall be happily awaiting my ultimate demise at the hands of a junkie.

I will be inventing a time machine and going back in time to Falcon Punch your grandmother so you never exist AS WE SPEAK!

But if this post exists right here and now isn't that the sign of a time paradox?

Who the damn is Caryn Mower?

I can't believe that Amy Zidian didn't make it.

Also, I am hoping that Val Venis/Sean Morley is changing his look and getting into shape in his stint off TV, and that when he returns, it'll be in a refreshed role. Ah, who am I kidding, he won't come back.

that pornstar gimmick was gold.

I can't believe i just saw someone threaten to falcon punch someone grandmother in some point in the time line, it ruined my day :(

I'm still here. So either Shadow never did it or the universe skewed onto a tangent, creating an alternate 2008, which Shadow now exists in.

Noid reply.

I'm not sure if it was her or not, but I remember Stephanie had a trainer back in 2000 named Muffy. I believe it was her, but the name sounds familiar.

LOL, I forgot about her. I'm pretty sure she was Jimmy Yang's valet for a while. And wasn't she the one who didn't know who Stephanie was?

Why is Cherry on there? She was not the best female wrestler, but she wasn't all that bad.

But after they broke her away from Duece and Domino, she was basically useless

There is a difference. Being useless is basically not being able to do anything but sit there and look cute. Now Cherry had nothing going on due to release was coming up soon. It is not her fault the writers did not give her anything to do but wrestle with no gimmick.

This is correct, for the record.